Joao Felix is a Portugal soccer player. He is not only a talented soccer player but also a hot one. Everyone likes Joao he is so cool.
by JoaoFelixLover May 11, 2023
Get the Joao Felix mug.The word Felix is the Swedish equivalent to Chad. A Felix is good-looking, has swag, and has no problem picking up birds. A Felix is the sexiest guy who has ever walked this planet, truly the pinnacle of mankind. But behind the curtains, he plays Dungeons and Dragons, watches My Little Pony, and pees on snails.
A Felix's drink of choice is typically gluten-free wine with two ice cubes and a straw. As glorious as Felix's tend to be , they always has a Nicki Minaj tattoo on their left butt cheek.
A Felix's drink of choice is typically gluten-free wine with two ice cubes and a straw. As glorious as Felix's tend to be , they always has a Nicki Minaj tattoo on their left butt cheek.
by isacmybrozki July 13, 2023
Get the Felix mug.Felix jacks off to nair hair removal tutorial videos. He can also do the rump shaker, the thug shaker huh. Gimme the thug shaker, pull your shirt up and shake that shit (∪.∪ )...zzz
by Chubby_Seal July 18, 2023
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Get the Felix mug.A retail customer with a completely unorganized bag (or bags) full of an absurd amount of return items.
Named in honor of the iconic Felix The Cat and his magic bag of tricks, because how much stuff dud he REALLY gave in that bag?!
Named in honor of the iconic Felix The Cat and his magic bag of tricks, because how much stuff dud he REALLY gave in that bag?!
"I told My boss that I had to stay late because of a last minute Felix with 27 (3rd party online retail giant name redacted) returns!"
by Sean Twisted September 22, 2023
Get the Felix mug.felix is the sweetest boy in the world. He has the sweetest smile/laugh in the world. He will always make you smile. I just know that if you have a felix in your life, you probably have a crush on him(like me). Felix‘s are usually funny and smart, but still hate school.You probably know a lot of people that have a crush on felix which makes it harder but i know he will choose you.
by inlovewithfelix November 25, 2021
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