A woman/man who is short enough to view their significant others' genitals without crouching more than 2 feet.
by QPaulG July 9, 2022
Get the Fancy Bulge Inspector (FBI)mug. "what was that noise coming out of your room last night?"
" i was on the dresser trying to give myself a Fancy down town handshake. "
" i was on the dresser trying to give myself a Fancy down town handshake. "
by Thatguymyguy December 10, 2012
Get the Fancy down town handshake.mug. When you’re a Caucasian man child that jerks off every time you watch the play Alexander Hamilton. So during sex you fill your partners mouth with hot water and tie a tea bag to your balls. Proceeding to dunk them in her mouth until tea is brewed. While wearing a top hot and saying “I fancy a cup of tea”.
by ThatGuyJohny October 20, 2021
Get the Fancy Carlmug. the act of ejaculating on a mouse ( fur color doesn't matter) and then teasing it till it runs into your lover's vagina/anus
by AlaskanThunderFuck April 18, 2010
Get the Fancy Mousemug. A calculator that you can spell things on, you can play flappy bird, and you can type out witch craft. All for over $200.
by gegcgecvxhdwvxivwhjdvx September 15, 2020
Get the Fancy Calculatormug. An evolution of a regular Joe. Tends to only make appearances at rare and special occasions. Usually unrecognizable and dressed with good taste.
by Country Jim December 11, 2016
Get the fancy joemug. 