French Onion Facial

(Pronounced - fra-INCH ON-yan FACE-shil)
When a Frenchman with a UTI jizzes on his partners face.

While satisfying male patients, Parisienne nurse Antonia enjoys getting a French onion facial

by Frank Lynch November 18, 2022

Siberian Stew Facial

When a man ejaculates into a plastic cup and sets it outside in freezing weather. Once the semen has frozen, he takes the whole cup and throws it at a woman’s face.

The woman was laying unconscious after receiving a brutal Siberian stew facial.

by BigC9 February 18, 2021

Facial Distortion Syndrome

The disease in which the afflicted person(s) unconsciously makes a face that could be interpreted as sexual arousal, constipation, or insanity.

Dont worry Hector, he doesn't think your hot, he just has Facial Distortion Syndrome

by Facial Distortion Syn Survivor October 26, 2009

Kool-aid facial

When you drink so much kool-aid your nut is red and tastes like kool-aid.

Dude I went on an all kool-aid diet and treated my girl to a kool-aid facial.

by M4L_blade November 4, 2016

Muskingum County Facial

the act of spitting snuff, or chew into the face and or eyes of an unsuspecting victim. Originates from a county in southeastern Ohio.

"That skank underclassman just insulted you dude, go give her a Muskingum County Facial."

by daddywags55 February 23, 2009

rob job facial

When you rob job over a partners face. It can be on purpose or accidental.

Dax was so excited that he accidentally gave Kelly Ann a rob job facial.

by robtastical September 28, 2006

Mud Facial

A mud facial is when after the act of sodomy the guy then takes his penis and slaps his chick in the face, then proceeds to ejaculate on top of the mess.

Dude last night I met this nasty bitch, she wanted me to do something new to her so I gave her a mud facial!

by d3vi0us December 10, 2010