someone who talks to you and acts like they're ok with you, yet you notice them lying about you and to you. someone who lowers your self- esteam on purpose. a person who ignores your thoughts and pretends to be cool with you when they need you. this person will talk behind your back, use you, and destroy your social life, they will make you feel depressed, call you a pussy, take advantage of you because they're bigger than you.
You never want a fake friend. i just let go of around 3 of them, assholes can burn in hell for all i care. they're gonna get what they deserve in the future.
by BobTheTHird November 25, 2009
Get the fake friendmug. When a really ugly girl puts on a lot of make up to make herself look beautiful, then when it comes off, she's completely hideous.
by Carol K. Cobain February 24, 2009
Get the Fake Upmug. A DJ who could be replaced with an iPod. They have all the usual equipment and play gigs in cheap bars. Usually playing tracks recorded by other artists adding no value what so ever.
This guy is a fake dj, his hands have been in his pockets the whole time. What a bullshit artist, let's go somewhere else.
by bilbo23 April 27, 2011
Get the fake djmug. Your friend can't go out because they're "broke". A day later they're posting pictures of their new fancy vacuum* ("vacuum" being a metaphor for anything valuable). You are in point of fact not broke but instead, a fake-broke busta.
by DOC_MEGA December 23, 2014
Get the Fake-Brokemug. by i am such a nerd October 13, 2020
Get the fake slytherinmug. It's a play on the word “affectionate.” Which explains that the affections are not sincere.
Used in Childish Gambino's song "Heartbeat".
Used in Childish Gambino's song "Heartbeat".
"are you cheating on me? Because lately our relationship has been all a-fake-tionate shit, it doesn't feel real"
by ayo12345 April 8, 2015
Get the a-fake-tionatemug. by Someonesuxmp3 July 9, 2019
Get the fake gamermug.