Friend of Gertrude

A lesbian. Derived from the term "Friend of Dorothy" for a gay man.

First used on the Australian comedy show Kath and Kim.

Ellen Degeneres is a friend of Gertrude.

by Mayor Me November 27, 2020

priority friend

A priority friend is the kind of friend you would drop all prior plans to hang out with. The best kind of best friend.

Junior: Oh man!!! I waited at the pub for an hour and you didn't show up?? What happened?

Mike: Sorry man! I got "the call" from Chris last night wanting to hang out. I drop all my plans when he calls. Life is just more fun with a friend like him. Chris is my priority friend.

Junior: Oh, that's ok then. I'd do the same if I'd got "the call" from Chris. He's worth it.

by MikeBus October 23, 2010

that friend

We all want to have THAT friend. That friend is someone who you would chose over any other of your friends, someone who you cannot imagine your life without, someone who knows all your orders everywhere, the one person you wanna call when you get good news, the person who means so much to you your just scared you'll lose them, but you wont because the will forever and always be your that friend.

Who is your that friend???

by Katherine and Henry March 26, 2020

He’s just a friend

This is what goes will say to their boyfriend when they’re secretly fucking their black friend dequan

He’s just a friend- Guy: baby who is dequan and why did he text you last night @2:34am?
Girl: don’t worry “Hes just a friend” babe.

by CurlyJJ October 13, 2019

The friend zone

When a girl decides that you're her friend, you're no longer a dating option. You become this complete non-sexual entity in her eyes, like her brother, or a lamp.

Friend1: Are you still with that girl?
You: We're just friends.
Friend2: A moment of silence for our brother in the friend zone.

by rodjak October 11, 2012

as a friend

Used to draw the "no sex/physical intimacy" boundaries. Generally used for people who have an agreeable personality but no sex appeal. A nice way of saying "I could never get on you."

I know we've been dating a lot, but I just like you as a friend.

by Laura May 26, 2004

friendaversary

The aniversary of being friends with a person.

NOTE: This only works if you remember the exact date you met

Rosalie: Ohmigosh!!!
Alice: What???
Rosalie: What day is it??
Alice: The nineth, why?
Rosalie: It's our friendaversary!!! We have known eachother for one year today!!!!

by Pointeshoejen May 9, 2009