When your SO won't bang you for at least 3 days in a row. Or for older folks, when your SO refuses to warm your soup.
by stanktank January 7, 2016

A Frosted Cracker is the result of playing the age old game where you and your mates circle jerk around a cracker until you all nut. Thus leaving the last one to nut to then eat the Frosted Cracker
by crackhead bible man October 26, 2022

by Prugertory January 22, 2020

by Jakethegrant88 October 13, 2021

Short people are closer to hell that's why they are so rude , sage frost has a creepy fettish for girls 3 times his size, he's a real Keeper.
by Pleasantgtovetruthtellers December 28, 2017

Paul took vacation in Alaska and found that the woman up there all had frosted clams. So cold that there pussies frosted up!
by Clamer October 20, 2016

by ollysk8er March 25, 2011
