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force-poo

When a Jedi is constipated (jedi food is notoriously rich), this special force power both lubricates the Jedi anus and produces a tremendous down-thrust, thus clearing the blockage.
Obi Wan could hear the tie-fighters wizzing past the Millenium Falcon, he concluded his (until then sedate) morning-loaf with a brisk force-poo and ran to the laser-cannon.
by Hugh Jars March 2, 2007
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The Forest

1) Common location for stoners
2) Home of mysterious forest creatures
3) Area for snake-sighting
Billy: Hey Sally, wanna come snake huntin' with me in the forest? I can also show you my new bong!
Sally: Yay! Sounds good to me!
by Earl Annie Edna August 18, 2008
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Williams Air Force Base

An Air Force Base in Arizona which was shut down in the 1990's. It no longer exists. If you were one of the lucky few born on this military establishment, congradulations, you do not exist either. You are a paradox for being alive. You were actually not born anywhere.
Embassy Employee: "Where were you born?"
Visa applicant: "Williams Air Force Base, Arizona in the U.S."
Embassy Employee: "There is no such place. I need you're REAL birthplace."
Visa Applicant: "Here is a copy of my Birth Certificate. It says Williams Air Force Base."
Embassy Employess: "What city is that in?"
Visa Applicant: "Ah...Williams Air Force Base."
Embassy Employee: "Ma'am, the computer says that city does not exist."
Visa Applicant: "But I do, so it must exist."
Embassy Employee: "No, it doesn't."
by Sas International March 1, 2009
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Foreskin-jogging

by Cappy1 June 12, 2004
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Force five

n. The nerdiest of all high fives, at least until a Star Trek high five is made.
The act of high fiving using 'The Force', wherein the two participants start like a regular high five, but then as the hands get closer, the hands push against an invisible wall (hence the Force part), edging the hands slowly forward as if struggling. Finally, as the hands get close to each other, the two participants fly apart form each other, as though they have both been hit by a Force Push.

Originates from Anakin Skywalker and Obi-Wan Kenobi during the final fight on Mustafar in Star Wars: Episode 3.
by Andy Hutchings November 29, 2007
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Force Femme

to forcibly make something feminine that was formerly not feminine.
Boy: I am unhappy with my life

Girl: I should Force Femme him

Yo did you hear about how Chronic kidnapped Tigas and stabbed him with estrogen? Yeah he totally force femmed Tigas bro.
by ChronicKuu June 24, 2021
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Foreskin Envy

The moment of truth where a guy (usually in his teens) finds out that their penis is actually circumcised and that they were supposed to have a foreskin. Sometimes, this usually leads the guy to be naturally curious of how it would feel like to have a foreskin, and therefore they get envious, which can happen either consciously or at a subconscious level. Similar to Freud's penis envy.

(p.s. I am actually uncut but I can imagine how this would be like for a guy who's circumcised)
Guy 1: Hey, um, bro to bro, what's it like to have a foreskin?
Guy 2: It.... feels nice, I guess?
Guy 1: Oh wow that's great tell me more
Guy 2: Lmao bruh, I think you might have foreskin envy 😅
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