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Finnish Apostolic

some of the worst humans
they hate everyone besides themselves
love their cousins (a little too much)
and are ugly

these people will shit on kids when they have their buddies around but if they are the only ones, they’ll keep quiet because they are pussies

you’ll find them at DQ after the football game while they’re on their way to ‘Kids’ (a party every friday where ages from 14-24 sit around and smoke darts in a circle)

they fuck their cousins because they are not able to pull anybody outside of their church

also, if you are an outsider, you have to either convert to marry someone inside or they will be shunned from their family
that Finnish Apostolic (finn) is such a pussy, he was talking shit at the rink and when we got home, i saw him start making out with his cousin
by hagakdvs2716 January 2, 2020
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finishing touch

when your getting a massage from a poorly literate asain woman and you slip her a fifty and she gives you a handjob
your retarded brother gave my uncle a finishing touch
by AJ Matthews (DM) October 12, 2003
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Are you finished?

A rhetorical question useful for interrupting a rant or after you've received an undeserved beatdown.
fool 1: (insults the entire state of Tennessee)

fool 2: Are you finished? I hope so because I don't have any control over what Cowboy Troll does. I just found out he likes me a lot and suddenly everything makes sense. But I don't have anything to do with him anymore and he doesn't define the entire state!
by S. O. S. 89! October 17, 2013
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fenish

An adjective to refer to someone who exhibits traits associated with the area called The Fens in South East England. Examples include: being related to everyone in the village, pronunciations such as 'pet-eh-rol' and 'moo-sik', living more than ten miles from the nearest bus stop.
"She claims not to be inbred because her mum's family live more than 3 doors down from her dad's family"
"Jeez, have you heard the way she says moo-sik - she's the most fenish person I've ever met"
by NaomieC October 13, 2007
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Finnish

One who may or may not be from Finland, but is able to Finish with a good looking Female. If you are Finnish, you most likely woke up the next day with a little extra swagger in your step.
Hey Josh, Did you wake up today feeling Finnish or Swedish?

Hey guys, I booked a 1 way flight to Finland this weekend!

This morning, I woke up and somehow knew the Finnish National Anthem.
by Sparty 2482 August 4, 2009
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Finnish

Origin from the people of Finland. To be finish not in the sense of nationality but as a state of being. This is referred to in a negative sense of people refusing to submit to peer pressure.
A - "Hey have some drugs!"
B - "No, I need to study"
A - "Stop being so Finnish!"
by The Scotsman 121212 February 14, 2012
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Finnish Toboggan

When you soak a toboggan in water, freeze it, and then wear it.
It's hot as Hell out here, thank God I have a Finnish Toboggan.
by Jasper_Jilt December 4, 2010
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