turbo-failed

An especially ugly and unsuccessful attempt at doing anything.

(Coined by Pitchforkmedia.com writer William Bowers in a Sept. 28, 2007 column entitled "Puritan Blister #30).

"If whatever melatonin-zombie free-form jamming they were attempting before 'PDA' was supposed to be Liars-caliber, they turbo-failed."

by Tom M. October 16, 2007

Fail Crane

When a crane on a truck tips over, destroying something. Fail Cranes have the ability to be auto-uploaded to failblog without anyone taking any pictures.

John: DUDE! Check out that fail crane on route 80! Im uploading this pic to failblog.
Peter: Nawz dude its a fail crane. Its auto-uploaded. Shithead.

by paulkk August 21, 2010

Fail Weyburn

To take a joke that someone else has had success with, make it your own, and it suddenly becomes not so funny anymore.

To complete the phrase, one must place one's left hand flat (palm down) above the forehead, and the right hand flat (palm down) around the chin.

"And then we shall ride saber-toothed ponies into the Saskatchewan sunset! Hail Weyburn!" ... "Fail Weyburn!"

by MyCrotch2009 January 1, 2010

Shuffle Fail

When you put your iPod (or some other type of mp3) on shuffle, and it plays some songs by the same artist at least 2 times in a row. Or if the songs start playing in Alphabetical Order after the device is put on shuffle.

I went to the party to hear some great music, but Bill's iPod had a Shuffle Fail, so everyone got tortured and had to listen to Lady Gaga for 3 hours straight. It was horrible.

by TheChampion613 June 20, 2011

EPIC fail.

when a person or thing creates an ironic situation or is completely incompitent in doing an action.

Thhe staples employee didnt have staples in the stapler.

random kid: "EPIC fail."

A person trips.
other random kid: "EPIC FAIL!"

by .bre.ann.a. :D July 26, 2010

Failed Laziness

The act of doing more work while trying to do less work due to laziness.

I didn't want to carry all that crap to the trash so I walked all the way to the side yard to get the wheel barrow when all I had to do was get the dolly from the garage. Such failed laziness.

by Rabidmogwai March 6, 2009

hoco fail

When the students of howard county refer to their B or eve low A as a failing grade. When a student of hoco says they received a failing grade, assume they mean a B unless they say specifically that they "legit failed".

"Hey how'd you do on the test?"
"Not great. I failed. Not even a hoco fail, legit fail. I got a 69%."

by One with Burliegh May 24, 2016