C.G.A.F

Cum guzzling ass fucker. One who guzzles cum and fucks ass. Usually used as an insult, should be used as a compliment.

“Would you like to fuck my butt?” “Do I want to fuck your butt? Let me see, YOU CUM GUZZLING ASS FUCKER!” (C.G.A.F)

by Penisinassisthebest June 6, 2018

c.o.h.a.s.o.m.f

Come Over Here And Sit On My Face

Lisa C.O.H.A.S.O.M.F

by ixhate June 5, 2019

c.s.m.d.u.i.n.o.y.f

Can You Suck My Sick Untill I Nut On Your Face

Him: Babygirl C.S.M.D.U.I.N.O.Y.F
Her: Yes,Daddy

by ForeveaMine November 17, 2020

e.y.p.t.y.c.i.m.f.

eat your pussy till you cum in my face

Random guy, “Hey can I e.y.p.t.y.c.i.y.m.f.?”
Random girl, “ OMG PLEASE SEX ME NOW DADDY!!!”

“e.y.p.t.y.c.i.m.f.” Simply means “eat your pussy till you cum in my face” which is something you may ask your girlfriend or someone you want to hookup with over text as an abbreviation

by Random penis guy August 29, 2020

q.w.e.r.t.y.u.i.o.p.a.s.d.f.g.h.j.k.l.z.x.c.v.b.n.m

q.w.e.r.t.y.u.i.o.p.a.s.d.f.g.h.j.k.l.z.x.c.v.b.n.m is when you are so magnificently bored that you have gone through every possible combination of typing every letter on your keyboard in a pattern, so you resort to putting periods between every word. Trust me, I am in this deep right now a the point where I am creating my own new word. You can do better than me. Seek help now if possible.

i copied and pasted q.w.e.r.t.y.u.i.o.p.a.s.d.f.g.h.j.k.l.z.x.c.v.b.n.m here because i did not want to type it out again!

by A Truth July 27, 2019

esc F1 F2 F3 F4 F5 F6 F7 F8 F9 F10 F11 F12 insert delete ` 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 0 - = tab q w e r t y u i o p [ ] \ capslock a s d f g h j k l shift z x c v b n m , . / shift ctrl fn alt space alt ctrl

This is the peak of bordom, you decide that qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm wasen't enough, and poiuytrewqlkjhgfdsamnbvcxz, and also qazsedcftgbhujmkol, and awsxdrfvgyhnjiklp, etc etc,

Person 1: bro im so boreddddddddddddddddddddd,
Person 2: have you tried esc F1 F2 F3 F4 F5 F6 F7 F8 F9 F10 F11 F12 insert delete ` 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 0 - = tab q w e r t y u i o p \ capslock a s d f g h j k l shift z x c v b n m , . / shift ctrl fn alt space alt ctrl?
Person 1: OMFG DID YOU NOT READ THE PATCH NOTES??
person 2: wdym?
person 1: IF YOU SAY SOME WORDS THAT ARE TOO LONG YOU-
*person 2 explodes

by hytredfghjkllo June 6, 2023

c.a.m.f.

To be a "Chill ass motherfucker," hence the c.a.m.f. Someone who would fall in line of this catagory is a listener of Sublime or a frequent beach dweller.

Dude, we were some c.a.m.f.'s just chilling at the beach.

by So cal chief March 5, 2004