smoke em if you got em

When in a predicament when it appears there is no escape, one smokes if they have them because the health effects no longer matter.

Said in a time when death is imminent.

As the extinction-level asteroid tumbles toward earth...

John: "I can't believe we're all going to die like this..."
Mark: "Smoke em if you got em, boys. This is it."
John: <lights up>

by BakeCarrots December 29, 2008

Kilt Em

When somebody embarrasses another person or cracks a funny joke or insult to them.

Guy: Ya i had sex with her last weekend, Friend: Bro she said you had a baby meat! Other Friend: ahaaaaaa "Kilt Em"!!!

by timlala May 10, 2011

screw em

Similar to "Eff them;" a derogatory remark used by a person or group to another party they do not get along with. If someone says "screw em," they will create tension on the already failing relationship.

If China doesn't like it, screw em!
The refs are making terrible calls, screw em.

by krispygram December 6, 2016

"savin' em"

The act of hoarding a guy and preventing other girls from talking to him, even when you dont want him for yourself.

You and your friends are out on the town, you see your friend talking to a guy all night and you know nothing is going to happen between them. You lean over to your other friend and say, She's "savin' em"! haha

by hlittle42 December 16, 2008

sick em

a saying meaning punch them in the face as hard as you can

GUY 1: sick em dude

GUY 2: you can do it

GUY 3: fight fight fight!!!!

by ihavenolife!@#$% December 6, 2018

Freezin Em In

A term used to describe the effects of becoming intoxicated by any substance.

Origin- a really fucking burntout dude walks up to these guys as they are pouring water over a dude's jeep in the middle of winter. He is so burntout he suspects that the Jeep's owner is inside, and he asks "What, are ya freezin em in there?"

"Yeah, that shit is tight, it freezes you in really quick"
(describing good chronic)

"So basically, I got suspended from school because I got caught freezin em in in front of the building"- true story

by Pat in the fucking hat April 21, 2006

break em in

break em in or breaking someone is either in the ass and breaking a virgin in. this is some ones first time . . . ever. preferable with Vaseline. . . aka see No Vaseline

i grabbed both cheeks and showed him no mercy. . .therefore i break em in

by Rico Suavez February 10, 2007