A webpage describing yourself, or some online persona.
by Bluebie December 9, 2008

by Ryan mallon April 9, 2023

Hym "You can literally say ANYTHING is the ego in an attempt to redirect my behavior. Which is what makes your entire practice fraudulent. You're absolute garbage. I can't wait to find out how many of your patients have killed themselves."
by Hym Iam April 7, 2024

Moreso a juvinile word when someone you are cool with or just admire, does something intentionallly, or unintentionally, to steal some of your ego
"Yo whats up David"
*david who is right in front of him keeps his eyes straight and walks like nobody was talking*
"Jacob, why is david on an egoing spree today?"
*david who is right in front of him keeps his eyes straight and walks like nobody was talking*
"Jacob, why is david on an egoing spree today?"
by Yackobob September 29, 2025

A tool brand that sells overpriced, heavy and bulky batteries with run times definitely not commensurate to the price. Their leaf blowers are not too expensive and decent enough but nothing to write home about.
My new Ego leaf blower cost $450 and barely lasts half an hour on the biggest $150 battery but does blow hard.
Meanwhile I paid less than $200 for a Chinese brand 2 stroke blower that blows hard and has lasted me five years and runs for hours between refuels and my dewalt 60v battery cost just $130 but lasts hours even after 4 years worth of charge cycles.
Meanwhile I paid less than $200 for a Chinese brand 2 stroke blower that blows hard and has lasted me five years and runs for hours between refuels and my dewalt 60v battery cost just $130 but lasts hours even after 4 years worth of charge cycles.
by Apple=Airbus, Samsung = Boeing April 11, 2025

by anonymous January 2, 2024

Ego-gasms, the joy and euphoria produced from the dopamine hit from self validation, as portrayed by Tom Hanks after making fire in the movie Castaway. Soccer stars often display such feelings of elation after kicking a goal.
Sadly, such feelings of joy over self validation run both positively and negatively and include acts of self validation by invalidating others , bullying. The APA's DSM V lists "gratification" in the traits for "Antisocial Personality Disorder".
Sadly, such feelings of joy over self validation run both positively and negatively and include acts of self validation by invalidating others , bullying. The APA's DSM V lists "gratification" in the traits for "Antisocial Personality Disorder".
I had ego-gasms for a week after getting an article published.
Bullying is an addiction to ego-gasms from harming others, all forms of abuse are simply tools.
Bullying is an addiction to ego-gasms from harming others, all forms of abuse are simply tools.
by Bald Older Bloke. August 13, 2020
