Eden is a girl who loves cake pops and loves lettuce when it is covered in chocolate. Her chicken must be dark. Her mother is very helpful at times. Her brother try’s to help her at times. She loves Chinese yo yo’s and salmon cut rolls without the veggies.
by Choke unlawful September 28, 2019
Get the Eden mug.Eden can either be the most extroverted, terrifying, weird, reference filled alien in existence... or the quietest, most awkward, squeakiest mouse ever. One moment she’ll be hiding in the corner, most likely crying- And the next she’ll be beating you with a shoe, and singing a song about choking and dying on ginger ale. Neither you or her know whether she‘ll look in the mirror and think, “Damn, I look good today,” or, “Good god, I look like shit. Time to pull up the punk rock playlist, and ignore humanity.”
She’s loves acting, and will constantly shove musical references down your throat. Speaking of references, she will fall in love with a fandom-Talk about it for months-Before immediately forgetting it, and falling in love with something else. It’s really, rather annoying. But what’re you gonna do?
Now, moving onto friends. She doesn’t give a fuck about her well being, and would gladly let a few glass shelf’s fall on her to protect you. Then she’d scream, “ARE YOU OKAY?!” She’ll frighten you, she’ll make you laugh, she’ll attempt to help you when you’re dealing with things, and she will beat the living shit out of someone who messes with you. However, she has dealt with toxic relationships before, and will kick you out of her life if you start abusing your relationship with her.
Also, she hates that there aren’t more male of nb Eden’s on here. And she also hates that people on here describe them as fags. She’s Panromantic/sexual as hell, and will fight for the rainbows.
She’s loves acting, and will constantly shove musical references down your throat. Speaking of references, she will fall in love with a fandom-Talk about it for months-Before immediately forgetting it, and falling in love with something else. It’s really, rather annoying. But what’re you gonna do?
Now, moving onto friends. She doesn’t give a fuck about her well being, and would gladly let a few glass shelf’s fall on her to protect you. Then she’d scream, “ARE YOU OKAY?!” She’ll frighten you, she’ll make you laugh, she’ll attempt to help you when you’re dealing with things, and she will beat the living shit out of someone who messes with you. However, she has dealt with toxic relationships before, and will kick you out of her life if you start abusing your relationship with her.
Also, she hates that there aren’t more male of nb Eden’s on here. And she also hates that people on here describe them as fags. She’s Panromantic/sexual as hell, and will fight for the rainbows.
Person 1: Hey, um... where is your arm?
Person 2: oh... Eden took it as a snack.
Person 1: I’m sorry, what?! She’s eating your flesh?!?
Eden: No, you psycho! The meat is much more nutritious. I only eat flesh on my cheat days.
Person 1/2 in the most sitcom voice: Oh Eden :D
Person 2: oh... Eden took it as a snack.
Person 1: I’m sorry, what?! She’s eating your flesh?!?
Eden: No, you psycho! The meat is much more nutritious. I only eat flesh on my cheat days.
Person 1/2 in the most sitcom voice: Oh Eden :D
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which has former grundig/cold band member Sean Lay on guitars
Lead vocals of Garrett Freireich
badass bassist Stephen Brink
and drummer Chris Wilkes
Check them out... You Know You Want To
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Get back to the garden…Get back to eden.
which has former grundig/cold band member Sean Lay on guitars
Lead vocals of Garrett Freireich
badass bassist Stephen Brink
and drummer Chris Wilkes
Check them out... You Know You Want To
www.EdenAtlanta.com
Get back to the garden…Get back to eden.
by Jon February 1, 2005
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by obesekid69 February 21, 2019
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by Gretchen Weiner234567 July 7, 2010
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Q: Did you see Michael Cera in Zombieland? He definitely picked up another emotion besides adorable kerfuffledness! And I didn't feel the urge to cry out of confusion when he got the girl!
A: That wasn't Michael Cera. The casting director wisely performed the Eisenberg Switch.
A: That wasn't Michael Cera. The casting director wisely performed the Eisenberg Switch.
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