DuckShave

The unintended duckface made by men when shaving the beard under chin as they stretch out the skin for a closer shave.

"Dude that internet pic of the Mona Lisa with the duck face is exactly how I look sometimes when I'm shaving by beard... Its kinda like a duckshave...kinda creepy"

"Bro, what's creepy is that's how you look AFTER you shave your moustache & beard, don't do it"

by Richard A. L. July 6, 2014

Count your ducks

1) To become aware of all the good in your life

Matt: "Oh man, I failed my math exam!"
Susan: "Well, count your ducks. You could be dead."

by ravenclaw198 April 22, 2017

two ducks in a bucket, fuck it

You do not care, the situation does not bother you.

"Yo, your ex girls dad died."
-"Two ducks in a bucket, fuck it. I didn't like that guy anyway."

by GR aka T-rex November 3, 2008

ducksnort

In baseball, a hitter bloops a hit over the infield and in front of the oputfiled for a base hit. Coined by White Sox Announcer Hawk Harrelson.

Ducksnort...it's falling over the 2nd baseman's head for a base hit.

by Markopat July 8, 2007

Duckspeak

Newspeak for speaking like a duck's quacking. When used for a friend, the conotations are positive: he belts his wisdom out without hesitation. Against an enemy, it means he speaks incoherently and without thought. This doublespeak is common in newspeak.

That comrade is a fine duckspeaker. The other one, however, tells nothing but duckspeak.

by Jeremy Meerkreebs December 15, 2003

ducks nuts

expression of complete satisfaction, height of goodness, aussie slang

toast: well if this is'nt the duck's nuts, time to get a new duck

by lero August 1, 2004

Mighty Ducks

The greatest movie known to mankind. Gordon Bombay symbolizes Jesus. Makes young kids happy, and makes grown men weep. Goldberd was THE MAN.

Guy: Have you seen the new Chronicles of Narnia Movie?

Cool guy: Man fuck that gay shit, the only movies I watch are The Mighty Ducks triology.

Guy: Your telling me you never seen Harry Potter?

Cool Guy: Fuck Harry Potter.

Cool Guy pulls out shoutgun shoots guy in face, then throws body in river and goes home turns on D2 The Mighty Ducks and Higs it up all night

by chawking March 31, 2009