mommy drive-by

Sometimes unintentionally hurtful, but always critical comment about someone else's parenting choice.

Typical mommy drive-by:

"I used to work, too, but when Danion came along, I knew it was best for him that I stay home. But good for you, if that's what you want to do."

by AnotherMom October 24, 2007

Cab Drivers Ass

When one performs or lets loose what he/she thinks to be a fart, and turns out to be a little wet turd that is squishy and warm between the cheeks. If left unattended, this mush may become rather irritable, uncomfortable, and smelly. This always results in a mess and sometimes may soil one's undergarments. One may relate this occurrence to a real life cab drivers ass.

Dude, totally have to change my boxers I got cab drivers ass.

What in SAM hell is that smell, Brian you got cab drivers ass again?

by Milosivich January 17, 2009

supreme driveway

A paved driveway that has perfect shoveling conditions.

Matt, after scooping my shovel across this driveway, I have discovered that this is a supreme driveway.

by tittynipple17fuck February 15, 2010

Bus drivers knob

a semi erection caused by sitting on a vibrating bus seat all day

she's so hot i've got a bus drivers knob

by half baked Jake June 5, 2010

Jerk Driving

The act of one jerking off to ones self.

The other day I was jerk driving to this chick in the lane next to me.

by Lala5456 December 10, 2010

hard driver

A very efficient, disciplined and hard working person. Someone who does everything as well as posible.

I don't understand why they fired me! I never come late, i never go home early, i produce more than everyone, i never complain, here is my resumé, i am a hard driver, a big time performer!

by gwineth August 5, 2012

pile drive helicopter

Sex position where a woman would do a tripod hand stand (resting on her head and palms with her knees on her elbows) while the man is inserted while laying facedown with arms and legs splayed out. The man would then use the bed post or another solid object to spin himself with his arms and legs stuck out perpendicular to his body like the rotors of a helicopter. See also funky Donnie fritz

My main wiener man is hella good at the pile drive helicopter! It tickles my beaver just right!

by dingleberrymcgee January 30, 2015