Parallel park a doughnut

To have sex with a woman while using a doughnut as a cock ring
Hey babe, I just stopped a Krispy Kreme wanna Parallel park a doughnut
by Shrimpocalypse July 20, 2025
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The Doughnut

HQ of UK GCHQ, or the corporate collective of employees thereof. The building looks like a doughnut from the air.
The story's bogus, according to MASINTEL from The Doughnut.
by Druid8391 April 16, 2022
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Drop a Doughnut

To do a shit so large it takes up the circumference of the toilet bowl, turning it into the shape of a doughnut.
Do u know how to drop a Doughnut? Please plenty of fiber and vegetables
by EggTheMeg June 18, 2020
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salty doughnut

When you take a bath with bath salts and have your ass eaten out after
My girl took a bath with some fancy lavender bath salts and I decided to eat the booty like groceries. That was a pretty great salty doughnut
by FindingG-MO September 24, 2020
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doughnut

Often used as a discriminatory word to describe a stupid person.
"You doughnut!"
"Honestly, Bob is a bloody doughnut!"
"Billy is so stupid. What a doughnut!"
by wirl_robin04 June 17, 2020
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Doughnut Pussy

Rough and toasty on the outside, hot & fluffy on the inside.
You bro Tanisha got that doughnut pussy ayyy!!
by Vdrivnpinedv April 5, 2019
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