"Dude, I know Kevin is cheating on Lynn; I see him with Michelle ALL the time."
"That's his sister you Scooby Douche!!"
"That's his sister you Scooby Douche!!"
by Fudgey the Whale August 1, 2009
Get the Scooby Douche mug.When a douche-bag dies, Their body are planted in a douche field. They grow into douche-hops. They are harvested around spring break and summer time, When Douches are more abundant. Then we go through a very classified procedure, in which we turn these douche hops into Douche Brew.
Or when some one is being as douche-bag they are sipping on Douche Brew.
Another Word for Beer, any type of lager and/or Red neck alcoholic beverage.
Or when some one is being as douche-bag they are sipping on Douche Brew.
Another Word for Beer, any type of lager and/or Red neck alcoholic beverage.
Dude, pass me a Douche Brew.
That Patrick Dixon is a real dick, I bet he's been sipping on Douche Brew.
(Man 1) Here recently, Poss Rhillips has been sipping some major Douche Brew.
(Man 2) Yeah, I know.
That Patrick Dixon is a real dick, I bet he's been sipping on Douche Brew.
(Man 1) Here recently, Poss Rhillips has been sipping some major Douche Brew.
(Man 2) Yeah, I know.
by Colby Daniel. January 7, 2009
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When a guy thinks that he is cool either at a club or concert and during a rock show he starts dancing like an ass-hole, or i.e a douce. Usually done when the douch trys look like a mosher, but only hits weaker people on purpose or just dances like a mix between a mosher and a dance pit fag.
Man i cant believe that fag was tring to mosh next to us, all he did was just purposely tackle into us or just dance like a queer. I was going to tell him to go back to his gay dance pit but he looked too much like he was doing a douch dance rather than moshing or dancing.
by RHaRHoNSKSVPCS September 7, 2009
Get the douch dance mug.Term that refers to 22 ounce bottles that are often used as containers for premium craft brew ales. The term is to make mostly white erudite beer snobs feel hip when referring to their beer containers the same way that the brown bagging "G" set have embraced Forty to refer to bottles of poor quality malt beverage consumed with the singular purpose of rendering themselves functionally incapacitated.
Max: Hey, it's beautiful outside today, you wanna' go out for a burger and a beer?
Will: No thanks, I think that I am going to pick up some Doucey's at the bottle shop and whip up some carne asada tacos in my back yard.
Will: No thanks, I think that I am going to pick up some Doucey's at the bottle shop and whip up some carne asada tacos in my back yard.
by Bad Cyclist June 5, 2013
Get the Doucey mug.The teenager (Or Adult, i guess..) Who has myspace revolved around their entire life. They post..like.. i swear to god.. at least 10-15 bulletins a day. Their profile takes sooooo fucking long to load because their profile has numerous amounts of videos, photos, applications, and all that other stupid shit that no one cares about that only takes longer to load. They will write in BIG CAPITAL LETTERS ALL THE TIME AS IF THEY'RE ANGRY! OR THEY LIKE TO SPEAK LOUD LIKE BILLY MAYS. They will post pictures that are copyrighted material of their interest, Usually, more then 50 of these photos are uploaded into a separate folder.
They will post their entire daily life in either a bulletin or status board. Speaking of status board, they update their status MANY times during the day.
An act of compulsive lying is often found in bulletins.
Ex: "Im gonna go to skate park and then hit the waves"
They will post something like that everyday, funny thing is, they will live at least 100 miles away from the beach. So you know they're full of shit.
As for the status board situation, one Myspace Douche and another Myspace Douche will comment back and forth for a long amount of time talking about whatever in a STATUS board. Hello?? They're called private messages. USE ONE! This also applies to comments and bulletins.
The vast majority of these people are the one's who are usually shy, anti-social, or people that just are, well, douche bags in general.
Not to mention if you post a bulletin about an opinion, or comment their best friends status board, they'll get pissed off as if the whole world devotes to him. They're really stubborn, close-minded people. Or can be at least..
As myspace makes constant changes, the "Friends you know" section is also an easy-access stalker point. Why? The Myspace Douche will see the people who they have in the "Mutual" section, and will not understand why you haven't met the person, or heard of them, or ever had them on your friends list.
Their's alot more to say, but that sum's it up.
They will post their entire daily life in either a bulletin or status board. Speaking of status board, they update their status MANY times during the day.
An act of compulsive lying is often found in bulletins.
Ex: "Im gonna go to skate park and then hit the waves"
They will post something like that everyday, funny thing is, they will live at least 100 miles away from the beach. So you know they're full of shit.
As for the status board situation, one Myspace Douche and another Myspace Douche will comment back and forth for a long amount of time talking about whatever in a STATUS board. Hello?? They're called private messages. USE ONE! This also applies to comments and bulletins.
The vast majority of these people are the one's who are usually shy, anti-social, or people that just are, well, douche bags in general.
Not to mention if you post a bulletin about an opinion, or comment their best friends status board, they'll get pissed off as if the whole world devotes to him. They're really stubborn, close-minded people. Or can be at least..
As myspace makes constant changes, the "Friends you know" section is also an easy-access stalker point. Why? The Myspace Douche will see the people who they have in the "Mutual" section, and will not understand why you haven't met the person, or heard of them, or ever had them on your friends list.
Their's alot more to say, but that sum's it up.
by 53468486 September 3, 2009
Get the Myspace Douche mug.A lesbian who is 25 and over but parties at 18+ clubs because it's the only place she can seem cool. Also wears "Shane" or "Justin Bieber" hairstyle. Believes she's black but is white as a ghost. Has more nike tennis shoes than she does actual street cred. Often seen with shitty arm sleeve tattoos and wallet chains. Frequently works a dead end job and "crashes" at their parent's house... you know, until they can afford a place of their own. Be forewarned, this species of lesbian is prone to cheat, or as they call "serial monogamy". Thinks it uncool for someone to have a professional job, pay their bills and support themselves.
You'll know a Lesbian Douche Bag by her pick up lines, like, “Is your girlfriend sitting here?” (She sits down.) “Now she is.”
by D-Bag Haters October 6, 2011
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