Doctor Moangroan

Refers to any "low-stamina" dude --- usually middle-aged or older --- with moderate chronic aches and pains which prevent him from seeking regular employment, although he does still attempt to assist other less-fortunates in "treating" or "curing" minor difficulties in their everyday lives. Every town has at least one or two of these unique hombres.

It's often very easy to determine if Doctor Moangroan is back in town or not --- just poke your head out your front door and crane your head up da street and down da street... if ya hear him moanin' and groanin'. then you know he's back in town. Any time "da Big M" does wearily shuffle back into city limits on his way home again from a brief sojourn to do grocery-shopping or visit friends in a distant place, the townspeople hastily schedule a "Groaners' Anonymous" meeting; to give D.M. his due credit, he has absolutely zero hesitation in acknowledging that he does indeed suffer from a major "groaning" problem, and so he ALWAYS goes to the meeting --- every time --- in fact, he CHAIRS the group --- he heads it up! Not sure how much actual benefit da meetings do him or da multitudes of other huge balding and hairy-stomached dudes with fibromyalgia, Arthur Itis, and/or Charles Horse who also attend said gatherings, but at least you get plenty of companionship, plus they always pass out free glucosamine, chondroitin, and MSM pills to help ease da guys' aches somewhat, and so that's a good thing.

by QuacksO November 15, 2018

Doctor Cock And Ball Torture

A certified Doctor who specializes in Cock And Ball Torture

Stephen Hawking had to go to Doctor Cock And Ball Torture to satisfy his needs in his dumb ass wheelchair

by lilsavage81401 September 4, 2019

Doctor Pep3r

Second coming of Adolf hitler and the Antichrist

Doctor Pep3r is the anti Christ

by Doctor Pep3r October 22, 2019

Doctorsock

a medical instrument placed on a doorknob by a medical professional to signal that he/she is having sexual intercourse.

Guy 1: Hey what's this stethoscope doing here?
Guy 2: Don't go in there, that's a doctorsock

by Medicinal Crack October 30, 2019

Doctor

Person that will kill your ill with a pill then kill you with the bill

I think I have to go see the doctor because my ass still hurts from Zaya Wade.

by SendNoodles June 22, 2020

doctor hoo

mistaken for doctor who when you're trying to say a joke when its actually doctor hoo

person 1: knock knock
person 2: whos there
person 1: doctor
person 2: ohhhh ik what ur trying to do!! doctor who
person 1: OMG NO!! ITS DOCTOR HOO!!!

by abfffdd August 3, 2020

Doctor

The person that kills ills with pills, and then kill me with bills.

"Alright here's some pills to help with the infection."
"Thanks. How much?"
"1,000$"
"Fuck. Doctors basically you kill ills with pills, and then kill me with bills?"
"Yep,"

by Thetruthbro69 October 2, 2020