dicked-her scale

Name given to the current 10-point scale of a female's looks, only taking into account her dickableness.

That girl so ugly, she a negative five on the dicked-her scale.

by bimbo baggins April 4, 2009

Dickle

The word combo of dick and pickle.

Could refer to;
a pickle shaped like a dick
a dick that has been pickled (unlikely)
a person who you want to call a dick pickle

Originated at a restaurant when the cook intentionally served my table a platter with a pickle shaved like a dick.

"Eat a dickle."
"I don't want to eat that, it looks like a dickle."
"Shut up sloot, you love the dickle."

by sbdaghost September 29, 2012

dicked

much like getting screwed over or "owned", the term dicked refers to the porn act of some poor lass (or lad i guess) copping a shot in the eye (the worst of insults i beleive). The term though has many variations.
The "silent dicking" can be displayed soley by pointing to your open eye. this implies to those around you that you have just "copped one in the eye" or been "dicked" to some degree.
For a complete display of being dicked you can join the pointing of the eye with an out loud "man, i just got DICKED"

silent dicking: (useful for the office)

A friend sees another friend put down the phone across the office. The friends make eye contact, with friend A pointing towards his eye with a sad look on his face.
Friend B now knows friend A has copped a dicking.

Verbal dicking: "far out man, i just got dicked over at work for that promotion."

by matt kemp December 28, 2008

Honey Dicked

When someone screws you over, as if they put honey on their dick and fucked you in the ass.

Damn the teacher honey dicked us by not telling us that paper would be due today.

by 404Dabb February 28, 2016

Dickle

1. Vulgar Slang. An unnaturally enlarged clitoris; mainly due to the abuse of steroids.

ORIGIN early 17th cent.: from Greek dickleitoris.

That wrestler chic I went out with last night had a dickle.

by Dr. C Down Derr May 19, 2010

Dickless Dirty Sanches

When one sticks index finger in or around butthole and walks up to an unexpecting victum then rubs saturated finger between upper lip and nose area.

Boy 1 "Daaang girl did you hear what happend to Gina?!"
Boy 2 "Naw, son what went down?"
Boy 1 " Girl Gina was actin a fool so Shawndra stuck that finger of hers in her booty hole and gave Gina that dickless dirty sanches!"

by Shaafreekya February 20, 2011

Dickwed

A person beyond stupidity who has no right in the world. Another version of the words 'dickwad' and 'dickweed', however the origin of this word is from a totally non-dickwed. It is not horribly to be called a dickwed, however, may be deemed embarrassing. A dickwed will usually not have any sense in their mind, and will usually make the stupidest of stupid decisions at any time. To be a dickwed is a crime in life, and I would strongly advise you not to act in the way of a dickwed.

Oh my god, that chick is such a DICKWED!

When I ran to the top of the hill and fell backwards without realizing, I felt like such a DICKWED.

by iamamazing21 March 10, 2011