denver nugget

A Denver Nugget is a good looking girl afflicted with an abundance of large tattoos that are visible especially in the neck area (much like Chris "Birdman" Anderson"). Denver nuggets are prevalent in strip clubs.

That new broad associated with Jesse James, Kat Von Something, is a famous Denver Nugget.

by biggestbossyouveseenthusfar January 16, 2011

Esmee Denters

An talentless lolita whore that tries to sing R&B songs on youtube without any soul what-so-ever, who became an internet phenomenon and surpassed millions of other amateur girls who sing 10^6 times better than her by getting a deal with Justin Timberlake's record label. She only got the deal because they figured, she's another cute Bratz-doll looking teeny-bopper teen that will use inappropriate sexual innuendos to sell her records and later on provide fodder to the paparazzi by becoming another rehab-hopping groupie of Lindsay, Paris, and Britney.

Bratty teen daughter: Mommy! Mommy! I can't sing for crap, but I'm like totally hot and should get a record deal now!

Her Mother: Ok, ok, we'll get you a digital camcorder so you can upload your videos and become the next Esmee Denters.

by Carrie U September 13, 2007

Denverism

1) One of many completely useless, mind numbing, tactics to that are meant to deceive or misguide your peers of the present situation. 2) To come up with a load of bullshit that sounds so convincing that everyone in your workplace will be distracted of the fact you haven't done anything work related in days. 3) A method of torpedoing your co-workers who first tried to help you but you refused to accept it based on the fact that you think you are superior to them and they are unworthy of lending you a hand. Then when it comes down to the deadline, you blame everyone for not having anything done and make them do all the work for you anyways. 4) Wipeout. 5) Any idea conceived by a native of Arkansas. 6) Anything you can do to waste time or piss people off or both. 7) To turn every conversation even slightly related to work into a social event so that no work actually has to be done.

Sit down, shut up and do what you are told to. No one wants to waste their time listening to your useless Denverisms.

by Joey Lorenzo September 6, 2006

dentrifice

The amount of pain one is willing to endure in the pursuit of white, striaght teeth. It ususlly occurs at the dentist's office.

The amount of dentrifice was extremely high, as she had teeth that could open canned vegitables.

by biggdogg September 4, 2003

Denver Doorknob

The sexual act of loosening someone's asshole, then right before an orgasm or during an orgasm you fist the anus pulling out cum, feces, or stimulate the insides. While inside one can rotate their fingers if they wish.

Ex.1
Christine: Oh yeah, I'm cumming
(Jon sticks his all his fingers in Christine's butt and started to rotate them)
Christine: AHHHHH
Ex.2
Chad: Oh yeah deeper, Chris, Deeper!
Chris: You like that huh you like that?
Chad: ooooh yeah ah
(Chris sticks 3 fingers into Chad's anus, spreads them and stimulate his prostate)
(Chad Cums)
Chad: Okay baby, your turn, Denver Doorknob!
Chris: DAMNIT CHAD, YOU FROSTED ME AGAIN

by chaosfiend February 7, 2009

Denver Omelette

A sex act that also satiates hunger, this is achieved when one partner stuffs one or more store bought eggs into the vagina or butt of the other partner. The couple then proceeds to have sex in a hot tub. Once the eggs are fully beaten and cooked from the hot tub sex, the couple does a sixty-nine.

I wanted salsa with my Denver Omelette so I jizzed while we were having sex in the hot tub.

by bexla March 17, 2010

Determinded

An incorrect spelling of Determined.

EnglishIsMy2ndLanguage87: Are you guys determinded to beat that one LOL boss?
GrammarNazi67: HAHAHA YOU IDIOT! YOU CAN'T EVEN SPELL DETERMINED! KILL YOURSELF!
EqualTreatmentPerson32: You don't have to be so rude about someone who can't spell right, what if English was his second language?

by I AM THE GREAT WART HAHAHA December 23, 2016