Lead pipe deal

A lead pipe deal is a deal that is so good that there is no way the agreement came around consensually; the person would have never parted with the item that is the subject matter of the transaction without you having used force
"You got that 2017 BMW for $ 5,000 ?" "Yeah, dude--isn't that a great deal?" "Yeah, man--that's a lead pipe deal."
by Campbellcamel August 26, 2017
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What's this guy's deal?

1: When one does not quite understand a guy's deal

2: First used in Step Brothers by Derek's son while the family was eating dinner and Dale asked a question about Derek's story. Out of anger and confusion of Dale's stupid question the son muttered, "What's this guy's deal?", creating comedy legend.

3: Can be said in certain situations, such as: If a friend was doing something slightly vulgar and without purpose one might say, "What's this guy's deal?". Out of pure perplexion of that guy's deal. Commonly said to a group of people so perhaps one of them must understand.
Person 1: "Wow, Twilight was such a good movie. Full of inspiration of how the undead can still find love."

Person 2: "What's this guy's deal?"
by morganthegreat February 13, 2010
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a big fucking deal

"Hey Joe, what do you call this Health Care Reform Bill?"

"This is a big fucking deal."
by miketwo March 23, 2010
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Deal Breaker

The act of firmly yet romantically cramming your entire fist into your signifigant other's cornhole.This is a distant cousin of the shocker.
Nick gave Cindy a Deal Breaker in his Beretta, and she liked it.
by Crazy Legs Meadows 22 July 30, 2008
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u know the deal

You know what that means, I'm pretty sure. It's a bit like saying "you know how it is / u know what to do", a bit like saying that some bs are real
exp1

ur hoe: babe I’m horny, can I come over?

you: u know the deal

exp2

also she: just got out of the bathroom, I’m fresh for u

you: u know the deal Shawty, I’m comin
by Joedoejoe January 26, 2021
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crocodile done deal

1. done deal. finished. derived from 1986 movie starring paul hogan, "crocodile" dundee.

2.to agree, to make a deal.
1. i was at the car dealership all day and i was really happy when it was crocodile done deal.

he has been passed out in the car for an hour. crocodile done deal.

2. you want to leave? crocodile done deal.
by coco chappelle April 17, 2012
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