by Danny beeh January 31, 2010
Get the danger she smashed the homie mug.the potential erection at inappropriate times.
apply when: thinking of a hot girl while in the locker room, thinking of hot girls while getting Communion from priest, when your drunk non-attractive gal pal lies on your lap...
apply when: thinking of a hot girl while in the locker room, thinking of hot girls while getting Communion from priest, when your drunk non-attractive gal pal lies on your lap...
Katie is like a sister to me...so when she was about to lay her head in my lap, I was worried about dangerection.
by no comma momma May 13, 2010
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1. A danger fart is effectively the same as Shart but sounds a hell of a lot cooler.
2. Trying to let out a fart, but realizing your dangerously close to letting out a little bit more.
2. Trying to let out a fart, but realizing your dangerously close to letting out a little bit more.
*Pulls face and strains to fart, but stops abruptly*
Tomo: Is that gonna be silent but violent?
Sam: Nah, just a danger fart!
Tomo: Is that gonna be silent but violent?
Sam: Nah, just a danger fart!
by muelman May 20, 2011
Get the Danger Fart mug.A word deprived from clutch Englishmen with creative ways of describing things in sentences you cant understand. This is a dagger, usually located between a mans legs, used to stab females in the muffin, hence a "Muffin Dagger". Sometimes resulting in a small blob on a weird screen showing up weeks later.
Dick N. Says "Hey chap, I totally got to sharpen my Muffin Dagger last night and got my stab on"
Gina O. says "YOU GOT MAD PULL RIGHT-O"
Gina O. says "YOU GOT MAD PULL RIGHT-O"
by D dubz from A town January 18, 2009
Get the Muffin Dagger mug.Baron Samedi: Danger Kitten is mad because her boyfriend took her makeup and finger painting supplies
by Antz0r September 30, 2005
Get the Danger Kitten mug.The act of having a wank, and calling your mum just before coming. Then coming, and cleaning up before she walks into your room.
Ray: Alright kiddo, what'd you do last night?
Steve: I thought I'd have a danger wank, but I didn't clean up in time, and my mum saw my todger..
Steve: I thought I'd have a danger wank, but I didn't clean up in time, and my mum saw my todger..
by GrungeMonkey April 18, 2006
Get the danger wank mug."Now plug the red wire inot the... no, the RED wire... yeah. Into the... no! Jesus, look, just... give me the daggers!"
by Tak, the Hideous New Girl December 29, 2003
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