John Danks

REALLY REALLY REALLY cute pitcher for the Chicago White Sox. Gorgeous smile and cute dimples :p

haha...John Danks name has 'dank' in it (puff puff)

by sexie chocolate October 9, 2008

dana danes

a dutch blunt paper requested by females

May I get two dana danes

by andredon music June 18, 2008

Danish Weekend

a hot weekend of wild danish sex

My legs can barely move because I had danish weekend last week

by Dr Strangelove123 June 4, 2009

danks

danks is used as a sarcastic term, derived from the word thanks or thank you. usually used to express disgust with something, someone, or some task.

teacher: alright class todays homework assignment is to write a 9 paragraph essay due tomorrow along with reading this novel.
john: DANKS!!
susie: daannkkkssss

by schaeneman22 July 13, 2007

Danish spa

Being in a danish spa is preforming oral sex and having the person pass gas in your face. Most of the time this happends in or close to climax. Can be preformed or recived by male or female.

" you so did not just put me in the Danish spa"

by Evils September 14, 2006

Danks; dankensmackenstein; dinkez

otherwise known as dinkez, daaaannnks, or dankensmackenstein

Danks; dankensmackenstein; dinkez

by tis the unknown December 2, 2009

Danish Hotdog

When jerking a guy from the front you reach back and have him poop in your cupped hand and then continue jerking him.

Sally: "So after Jim gave me a danish biscuit last night, he requested a danish hotdog."

Jackie: "Did you oblige?"

Sally: "You betcha! We had a huge load of laundry to do this morning."

by jerichosalvant October 16, 2009