Breitbart's Disease

A painful inflammation of the scrotum, caused by a fungus resulting from poor hygiene. Also known as "Rancid Nutsack".
Some professionals insist that it is NOT caused by poor hygiene, but by poor mental processes, as exhibited by members of the Tea Party.

The Fox News host was clearly agitated, possibly as a result of his Breitbart's Disease.

by Tomhere July 22, 2010

Weird Nigga Disease (WND)

Weird Nigga Disease (WND) is a chronic disease that is treatable, yet uncurable. Symptoms include weirdness, itchy dick, and destiny to be a virgin.

“Damn, this nigga must have Weird Nigga Disease (WND).”

by SSG Ginobli July 3, 2019

social disease

A polite euphenism for a sexually transmitted disease. Examples of a social disease include, among others: Gonorrhea, Herpes, Chlamydia, and Syphilis

Sally didn't want to say that her friend had gotten the clap from screwing half the town, so she said that her friend had a 'Social Disease'.

by Gilbert Narley December 8, 2007

Jack Disease

A terrible disease which makes the victim appear 30 or more years older in appearance than they actually are in numerical age. The name comes form the 1996 Robin Williams Film ``Jack``There is no known cure, although smoking at least 3-4 large marijuana joints per week has emerged as a well documented preventative measure.

My friend`s 22 year old girlfriend appears to be in her sixties due to an ungodly case of Jack disease.

by Jackdisease survivor January 5, 2011

Babylon disease

The pressure people (mainly young) feel today on self-fulfillment, consumption, payments and establishment of ones life financially

to sum it all up it's about the anxiety one feels when they dont want to be a part of the "system". When you're tierd of the superficial way of life where you're forced to follow a sertain pattern or you'll be rejected from society.

-Hey, what's wrong man? You've gone awol or something?

-No othing man, just a bad case of the babylon disease.

by GanjiGreenthumbs February 15, 2012

James Williams Disease

Confusing peoples names and/or mixing them up.

James: Hey Trevor.
Todd: I'm Todd... -_-
James: Oops Sorry.
Trevor: I hope I don't catch the James Williams Disease!

by The Heavenly Father- God January 13, 2011

Rumsfeld disease

Any medical condition acquired from drinking aspartame i.e. tumors, cancer, seizures.

My mother had an E.K.G. the other day and the doctors found a brain tumor I told her to quit drinking diet soda or she would get rumsfeld disease.

by MadAges February 25, 2007