Dave Mustaine

The metal god that formed the greatest, most consistent (in terms of great albums) metal band Megadeth. Amazing songwriter and guitarist its a pity Metallica replaced him with that tone deaf Kirk Hammet but he can play fast and I guess thats what matters right?

Dave Mustaine has overcome so much in his life whether it be drugs, or the Metallica ordeal (which it is more to it then what has been made public). His sexy golden locks glow and like Samson in the bible they give him his power. Dave is also a more versatile writer then his rivals; seriously Metallica could never write a song like Hangar 18, they arent as creative or talented.

by till_deth_do_us_part July 25, 2008

Dave Rowntree

The extremely under appreciated drummer for Blur he is commonly referred to as a potato

He now runs a political blog and instagrams every place he goes on tour.

Me: Oh Dave Rowntree is so cool!

Friend: Who?
Friend2: Potato guy?
Me: *sighs*

by Milkythemilkcarton August 30, 2013

Dave Walker

A species of male whom is ambidextrous and lank. Tends to be of the Australian variety yet is commonly mistaken for a stereotypical German boy.

Have you seen Dave Walker recently? 'Who? That German kid?' No, no, he's an Aussie!

by ENels October 25, 2010

Dave Thomas

An awesome man who founded Wendy's Old Fashioned Hamburgers.

He was truly a great man....RIP

Dave Thomas just Biggie Sized my meal for free!

by Kirdan April 18, 2009

Stray Dave

A stubborn turd that remains floating in the bowl after the flush.
Has the same bouyancy as a piece of cork or polystyrene.
Usually found at work or in public toilets

ahh gawd! Who's left a Stray Dave in trap 1?

by Simon December 5, 2003

dirty dave

When a girl comes over to your house, is a cock tease, and passes out in your bed. You jack off cum on her face, bring in your roommate to laugh and fall asleep next to her. She wakes up the next morning and gets a ride home from you. The following day at work you quit from embarrassment.

I quit my job today.

Why?

I dirty daved this girl at work.

by Sean Mcdaniel August 30, 2006

Dave Ryan

Some ass-hat who has a radio show. He is quite old, but still manages to talk endlessly. Dave also has a second personality, in which he is gay and has a few recordings of proof. His show is on KDWB, and if you don't believe the quotes find them on his website. He is also responsible for much of the population of any U.S. city.

"I took a shower with your dad and we both enjoyed it" - Dave Ryan
"I like boys, more specifically twinks" - Dave Ryan

by Chris Houlihan January 9, 2012