Jon-Crook

Traditionally: A special type of crook used by shepards for retrieving smaller animals.

Modern usage: A reserved yet excitable character who is charming yet inept.

1) Charles must use a Jon-Crook to retrieve the lamb.

2) "That Gary is such a Jon-Crook!"

by Maryene August 30, 2005

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Croose

very sexy boy who has a knack of fucking your mum

love givin croose

by John Croose November 3, 2009

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an adjective to describe a generally disagreeable "tramp" that MAY soon be redeemed. Like that chick in "A River Runs Through It" after she said "Norman's not funny."

If she doesn't "make amends" then she's just a crookshank whore.

Fuck 'er, 'damn crookshank whore

by Davo... May 9, 2008

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Crooked Hillary

Coined by Donald Trump during his 2016 election campaign to describe his penis. In an attempt to gain an edge over his opponent, ontop of his unethical campaigning strategies, in confidence he would joke about how hillary would screw over people like how his crooked hillary screwed prostitutes.

"Yeah, he sure talks a lot of big talk, but for a guy with a tiny penis, he still has a crooked hillary.

by Bellarkian August 12, 2019

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crook

Busted, broken, not working

My computer is crook, but it works well as a paperweight.

by PoiToi February 3, 2004

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DJ Crook

person/n. The nickname of Deftones' member, Frank Delgado. Responsible for the mixing, turntablism, and other DJ related aspects, along with lead producer Terry Date. Is currently at work on the Team Sleep project. Also has his own side project, Decibel Devils.

1. DJ Crook murdered the turntables.... WOW!

by Craig B. December 30, 2005

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