Braedon Crispino

Mid + fell off

Braedon Crispino: I am mid, I have fell off, I have been ratio'd.

by EnglishPaper February 20, 2022

Joe crispino

He is the best and most amazing person to ever get covid. (He died twice but now even covid can kill him)

Did you see joe crispino the other day? He really survived covid and gets a bunch of bitches

by BREONTHICC March 11, 2022

Kirk Crappins

Kirk Crappins is said in affection for our dear and outstanding quarterback, Kirk Cousins.

Kirk Crappins has just thrown a pick-six. Uh oh!

by Purplenado March 6, 2023

Potato Chipping

Where you go down on a chick. Don't wash your face after, and then the next day you peel the residue off and eat it. Like lays I bet you can't eat just one.

Potato Chipping -Man I went down on this girl last night and her potato chips the next morning tasted so good.

by Kmbrigade March 11, 2023

Tortilla chippin

Step 1 roll shit out into a thin sheet, cut into 8 triangles and repeat.
Step 2 bake in oven until crisped
Step 3 mix day 1 menstrual blood with 3 tablespoons of dick cheese before inserting back into the vagina.

Serving suggestions

Dip shit chips directly into vagina for best flavor

Otherwise slide chips into foreskin of her sexual partner immediately after coitus and enjoy!

After a long night of tortilla chippin i was left with a sore dick and sheets that smelled like a music festival porta potty.

by Gigglesnshit May 25, 2023

wing clipping

Wing clipping is something animal abusers do to their parrots.

person 1: I clipped my birds wings so it doesn't fly away. Wing clipping is for their safety!

person 2: I amputated my dogs legs so it doesn't run away

person 1: Wow you're such a good owner!

by Imbadatmakingusernames October 29, 2023

thirst crappin

When your in search of a toilet that cups you just right so you can go #2 (poop)

Damn them sugar-free chocolates sure had me thirst crappin !

by JennYewen November 8, 2023