Cougar Revenge

Describes a jealousy fueled sabotage plan hatched by a older 30ish 40 something women who has just found out her prey is interested in a younger woman...What distinguishes it from normal jealousy fueled revenge is that
the goal isn't pure "kamikaze" sabotage but to eliminate the younger competition.
Maria just told Felicia that Joe only goes for educated, successsful girls. Then, Felicia blocked Joe on Facebook. Joe never should have told Maria that he was interested in Felicia, because Maria want him for herself...Joe has just been a victim of cougar revenge.
by GiorgiodiZante October 28, 2010
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cougar coma

When a cougar goes off on a jag, feeding on as many hot, young men as she can in order to forget the one piece of prey she really wants.
Ever since he blew her off, M.G. has been in a cougar coma hitting all the clubs, getting with all the young studs.
by mollygoodhead January 08, 2010
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Cougar

Any woman dating a younger man, especially when in Texas.
Dylan's girlfriend is a cougar because she is having relations with a younger man.
by Flappybox123 July 04, 2015
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Cougar Cub

the cougar cub was way hotter than the old cougars
by DamitD June 07, 2009
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Denim Cougar

A Denim Cougar is an older female (cougar) who wears tight denim exclusively to highlight her fading physique.
With her Lee's and denim half jacket Rose walked out of the house not knowing she was rocking the Denim Cougar look.
by eljasso December 11, 2009
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Freddy Cougar

A scary woman who is middle-aged or older that mistakenly thinks she is more desirable than she actually is
Paul's mom is a total Freddy Cougar
by Cinema_rot January 24, 2016
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Angry cougar

When your fucking an old lady and you stick your fingers down her throat and she pukes on your dick then you slap her Cause she puked on your dick then run out knocking her dead husbands picture over
Jamie: “ why do you have a black eye” billy: “I gave this hoe an angry cougar and she hit me”
by Crackhead696666 December 01, 2017
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