by £₩$ October 7, 2015

The stories that your grandparents passed down from there slavery days picking cotton in the fields & serving their master.
"Hey Gramps, tell me a bed time story."
"Story telling? Nah, I'll tell you cotton tales, back when working for the white man & being allowed to pick his cotton. Those were the days.."
"Nigga what?!"
"Story telling? Nah, I'll tell you cotton tales, back when working for the white man & being allowed to pick his cotton. Those were the days.."
"Nigga what?!"
by Sofakingsaiyan April 26, 2020

a penis that belongs to someone who will accuse anyone who comes within three feet of him of being after it, and is very protective/proud of it.
Jones: Yo Brian you tyina grab my fat junk?!
Brian: no yo, I just dropped my lighter.
Jones: that's it me and my fat junk aint bouncin around this gay town no more.
Jeff: That's ok Jones nobody wants your dayum Cotton Mouth around here.
Brian: no yo, I just dropped my lighter.
Jones: that's it me and my fat junk aint bouncin around this gay town no more.
Jeff: That's ok Jones nobody wants your dayum Cotton Mouth around here.
by homeskill November 26, 2010

by Keify January 2, 2022

by SkatingTatertoot July 21, 2014

by the original KKK January 20, 2008

Someone who whines so much about a particular subject to extreme annoyance of the rest of his/her audience. Supposedly sharing character traits with people that have nose bleeds after long rants. Cotton buds are sometimes used to stop the bleeding.
Ted: I refuse to listen on the latest album of x band because the simply sold out.
Jeff: Quit being such a cotton nose.
Jeff: Quit being such a cotton nose.
by xombz October 16, 2008
