Contracted

Joe mama

Do you know who Joe is

Who is Joe

Contracted

WHAT THE HELL

by Chiaki_Nanami November 6, 2019

Conteact

1. No actual meaning, but usually means some sort of contact with a chick.

2. to engage in any contact with a person of the opposite sex.

Oh man, I'd love to conteact with that chick!

by Jhoulz January 8, 2004

Contact China

A fun game which involves two parties, preferably one of which is female. The female sits opposite of the other party, who must get a radio signal from China using the knobs in front of him.

Colin: So in the spirit of the Olympic Games, Bridgette and I played a game of Contact China.

Roger: Whoa. Did you win?

Colin: Yeah, but she was sort of sore afterwards.

by Anteaterking October 18, 2008

contact precautions

1. When an individual or group of individuals opt to join a cult wherein one is to deny themselves the simple pleasures of hygiene. Every two years, one of them is given the chance to venture out into society to spread "the word". When this individual is seen in the general population, CONTACT PRECAUCTIONS dictates that no sane person should attempt to physically contact that person, even by phone, lest he or she catch even the idea of the whiff of this skanky person's stank.

Kelsey's cousin, Herman, is in town since joining that poopy cult. It would be advised to practice Contact Precautions against that snood.

by ouchinthetickle May 5, 2009

DDC (Direct Dick Contact)

Any sexual act involving physical contact between dick and the partner

Andrew and Isabel had DDC (Direct Dick Contact) for less than 5 minutes before he busted his nuts and fell asleep immediately.

by Dorothy123 October 15, 2018

ten day no-contact clause

A clause that can be invoked when you and your significant other have had no form of contact for ten days. When you two haven't talked, kissed, had sex, or any variation of the three, for that specific length of time, it's not considered cheating if you hook up with someone else. It's considered substitution.

"You dick, how could you cheat on me?"

"Shut up, bitch. Don't you know about the ten day no-contact clause?"

by kameren January 12, 2009

5th Point of Contact

U.S. Military slang for asshole.

Private, remove your head from your 5th point of contact!

by Jody Williams April 1, 2007