perversity of the human condition

This is an explanation for when people do something that is different from what is thought normal or proper and totally unexpected for reasons which are completely unknown or thoroughly obscure.

Bob:- I saw John walk into the door.
Ben:- Why did he do that?
Bob:- I guess it is the perversity of the human condition.

by bevanp May 8, 2010

stunt coding

1. Impractical, but attention grabbing code.

2. Code written for the sake of proving a point or experimenting with a buzz-worthy new technique.

3. The Lamborghini equivalent of web development.

root: stunt casting. When a show has a guest star that is a big movie star or someone in news to draw attention.

see also: overcompensating showboating impractical

Tim: Check out this HTML5 logo done entirely in CSS.
Susan: Psh. That is just stunt coding.

by tehspork January 19, 2011

confind

No.

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by NIGGAGOBOOMBOOMNOW December 27, 2013

codding

To go to Cape Cod, primarily for imbibing beverages while comparing portfolios with college chums.

Danny Boy and I went Codding this weekend, but all the tourists just destroy the charm.

by Cletus P. July 6, 2008

Conditiiiiiiinoner

The substance used to condition your boyfriend's hair and the perfect excuse to take an extra long shower after an extra classy date.

After our trip to Costco for plus size bottle of Conditiiiiiiinoner, Mr. Smith had extra silky hair.

by Webes0.o July 8, 2011

global colding

The actual effect of global warming. I am really cold and my heating bill is out of control.

because of global warming, the global colding is causing me to freeze my ass off

by albertgore January 3, 2010

Condensed Sexy

Sexy in it's mosed potent and portable form. Just add water. Please refer also to Nate and Ty and Laila and WAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGA.

Kit- That Ty! He's so condensed Sexy!

Laila- Fuck yea, even Canadians love him! WAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGA

Kit- Yep! WAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGA

Ty- Hey guys! You're both condensed Sexy!

Nate, Ty, Laila- WAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGA

by Kit January 7, 2005