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Smol Gay Cinnamon Roll 

A smol gay cinnamon roll is someone who is:
-Smol
-Gay (Or bi, but likes to call themselves gay)
-And is very nice, caring etc.

Smol gay cinnamon rolls can often be identified while hanging out with girls, or acting nice and gay online.
However, they are not always Smol gay cinnamon rolls, so never assume one is a gay cinnamonroll
Jack: “Did you hear that John made his discord user ‘Smol gay cinnamon roll?’ Weird right?”

(meanwhile on discord)
Fluffy: “what the fuck is your username..”
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barehanded a cinnamon roll 

the action taken to ensure breakfast is consumed when one is in a hurry to attend a lab meeting
Rick: Did you get some breakfast Mubeen?
Mubeen: Totes bro; I barehanded a cinnamon roll and was good to go.

Alaskan Cinnamon Bun 

The act of shitting a swirl in someones cheek and then jizzing on top of the shit as the icing
I loved it when John gave me the Alaskan Cinnamon Bun, but the poop almost got in my mouth.

California Cinnamon Roll 

A rather strange sexual encounter with a blonde woman, in which she first gives a male partner a blumpkin, allows him to jizz in her hair, and then proceeds to wipe his ass with her luscious golden locks. She then disseminates the revolting combination of excrement and semen in her hair with a brush or comb, and puts her hair up into a bun (hence cinnamon roll). This practice is experiencing staggering increases in popularity, particularly in California.
Did you hear about that new thing, the California Cinnamon Roll? I want to try it with my girlfriend, but she'd have to bleach her hair.

Scottish Cinnamon Bun 

A sexual act performed between two or more males. An actee folds his flaccid penis on itself like a snail's shell or a cinammon bun and holds it in that shape. One or more actors ejaculate onto the folded penis to create the frosting.
Damon: What did you have for lunch?

Boss: A Cinnabun.

Damon: Do you mean a Scottish Cinnamon Bun?

Boss: I don't think it's Scottish.

Damon: The cinnamon bun is known to be of Scottish origin. Are you sure it wasn't a Scottish cinnamon bun?

Boss: I guess it could be...

Damon: *snickers*

pittsburgh cinnamon roll 

The sexual act of releasing fecal matter into ones hand and then using the other hand rubbing his scrotum until ejaculation, then squirting the love nectar onto the feces. Then, in an act of aggression, he shoves the turd covered in cum into his lovers mouth as she gasps with tasteful enjoyment.
(Girl) " Honey, we are out of pillsbury cinnamon rolls. "

(Guy) " Its alright babe, ive eaten alot tonight, and we havent had sex in a while, so there will be plenty of pittsburgh cinnamon rolls for you tonight. "

Human Cinnamon 

Its a person on Instagram,Twitter,Tumblr and blog. Shes really nice and sweet and she takes kick-ass photos. (her name is Pavithra)
Hey. Have you read the article on human cinnamon blog? Its pretty cool