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Obviously the answer is simple he would chuck all of it! And in response to the guy who asked how much wood could chuck Norris Chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck wood that's ridiculous!! Because all of the blood currently on Earth has already been checked by Chuck Norris before chuck chucked wood. Dumbass.
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chuck norris

Chuck Norris is allegedly the only man to ever beat Bruce Lee. Lee later Admitted to this fact
Shit dude Chuck Norris beat Bruce Lee
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Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris the reason there is a shadow behind you.
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Chuck Norris

Urban Dictionary won't search for Chuck Norris because it know that you don't find him; he finds you. Run before he finds you.
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chuck norris

there os no discription for him. Just read a book
chuck norris is unbelivebel
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the young chuck norris

when a man farts into a large bowl of cereal and then puts his dick into it, slowely so that the bowl slowely overflows then he punches a bitch in the face and makes her eat his concocktion. This can result in dominance of anyone in range
dude you totally gave her the young chuck norris
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Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris used to be a badass, but now he's a homophobe.
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