choadweasel

1. One who enjoys oral stimulation of the choad.

2. A homosexual

3. A weasel (Mustela choadinius) whose dwelling resides upon a choad and is known for delighting in the irritation of choads and its musky gonadal scent.

4. An unwholesome and contemptible person.

Dude, you fuckin bogarted all my NoCali stizicky stash, just like a damn East Coast choadweasel.

by Dudeman October 21, 2003

choad hopper

One who incessently moves from one inconsiderate, degenerate, assholish act to the other

Bill Clinton; Howard Stern; that college dorm mate who plays "gangsta rap" at 2:30 in the morning before your biggest final and leaves his boxers with the ralley car burnout mark in the ass, in the living room couch cushions where you are trying to have quality time with your beloved.

by DPAN June 22, 2004

choading

1. Verb hybrid term in gerund form incorporating elements of both froadin' (engaging in off-road motorsports) and douchebaggery (unpleasant, boorish behavior).

2. People who live inland with jetskis.

See also: choadin' (chodin)

"Say, brah, let's hook up the trailer to the lifted Ford F-150 truck and head out to Gordon's Well for a delightful weekend of choading."

by American Athlete July 30, 2004

choad

slang term for a pilchard

chuck us that bucket of choads, i'm gonna hook one up and catch me a big mother fucker of a fish.

by king parrot July 16, 2007

choad

A cross between a chimpanzee and a toad that swings from tree to tree trying to get the banana.

"Yo Justizzle, look at the choad right thurre!"

by M-A-double tizzle December 11, 2003

choad

From the French chaud. Quim, baby juice, load, jizz, paste, sperm, cum, slop, hotmix, jam (pearl or otherwise,) slime, mash, ejaculate noun, slather.

Did you see that het load of choad all over that slut's face???

by lothar mann March 8, 2005

choda

choda is warmed over diarrea.

would you like a glass of choda?

by stavin chain July 28, 2003