by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian April 28, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Carson, carUson, carsoN<.7.9.7.6>mug. A reference to the death of the frontman of the fictional band Insert Dumbass Name Here, Thomas Carson, who died via an overdose when he shot up ketamine in an abandoned house.
Person One: Shit bro, my homie died.
Person Two: How'd it happen?
Person One: Overdose.
Person Two: Heh. Crackhouse Carson.
Person Two: How'd it happen?
Person One: Overdose.
Person Two: Heh. Crackhouse Carson.
by Wilbertothy3 December 22, 2022
Get the Crackhouse Carsonmug. by Jimmy Sutton March 6, 2019
Get the Carson Londermug. He is so awesome, he is the best, especially if his last name is Pollock. he is the best a cookie clicker and Zelda. If he is best friends with a guy named Ryan, they are both awesome.he is the best at every thing
by ThFDSWuiiufrt January 14, 2019
Get the Carsonmug. When you are sucking multiple penises at one time, and then everyone then ejaculates inside your nose.
Wayne- “when I was at camp they pulled a Carson Johnson on me”
Chuck- “oh shit did they ejaculate in your nose”
Wayne- “they pulled the CJ special and did it in my ears as well”
Chuck- “oh shit did they ejaculate in your nose”
Wayne- “they pulled the CJ special and did it in my ears as well”
by anonymous April 23, 2024
Get the Carson Johnsonmug. Olivia Mazyck Carson is the most beautiful, Loyal, and caring person I have ever met. She is very kind will always be there when you need her, when your down she will always be there to bring you up. If you ever need her no matter what she'll help how ever she can. From her beautiful smile to her glowing personality she is just the all around greatest person that you ever met. If you ever get the pleasure to meet someone that's just a third of the person she is then your are still in good shape. Ever since I met her my life turned upside down even tho I didn't know what to expect when I first met her. But I know now that I definitely made the right move. She makes me smile, and laugh. When I think about loosing her it makes me feel like i'm about to puke for the thought of loosing the person that cares the most about you and that cares for you with all her heart. If you ever get to be as lucky as me with a girl like her that I know you will live a great life because there is no one better for you to be with then a girl like Olivia who loves you with all her heart no matter what happens and who will defend you even if it's against her best friends, you should know she'll always have you'r back so don't do anything to mess it up and loose one of the most amazing girls you'll ever know and come to love.
Olivia Mazyck Carson is an amazing person and if you let her go then your a fucking idiot because she is one of the best people you'll ever meet and if you actually get to know her you'll find out she's a beautiful angel mixed in with normal people.
by People's Name's Meaning's June 10, 2019
Get the Olivia Mazyck Carsonmug. Carson(noun) A person who habitually lies due to deep-seated insecurities. Typically, a Carson exaggerates or fabricates stories to appear more confident, successful, or interesting to others. The term is often used to call out someone who consistently distorts the truth as a way of masking their self-doubt or inadequacies.
Don’t believe what he said about meeting that celebrity; he’s such a Carson. He always lies to make himself look cooler.
by brosbeforehoes321 August 14, 2024
Get the Carsonmug.