carpet balls

The itchyness of one's gonads as though one has been fornicating on carpet.
Shit man, these undies have given me carpet balls.
by speech boy June 01, 2018
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Carpet-Banned

the banning of many accounts all at once on a server or site
oh shit discord just carpet-banned that entire server. every account is banned
by assaultpencil May 11, 2022
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Carpet Convention

Any gathering in which women out number men, the direct opposite of a sausage fest.
1.) The book fair was a straight up carpet convention, not a sausage in site.

2.) Lilith Fair
by Twinkle Twat March 19, 2011
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Smokey Carpet

The act of giving or receiving oral sex from a person who has undergone a tracheodomy (aka the smoker's hole).
Melissa gave me a smokey carpet for 3 hours. Thank God she had that surgery or else she would have choked!
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carpet croaker

Hairy stanky pussy. A pussy that looks like the lawn of a 2 month old for-closed home. Pussy has the briny taste of fish, example a croaker.
Justin: Yo, hooked up with Susan last night.
Cooper: Dam bro how was it?
Justin: She was good but her pussy was so hairy and salty.

Cooper: Fuck man she sounds like a real carpet croaker.
by SmellingSalts69 October 02, 2022
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Carpet flogger

Carpet flogger, commonly associated with Hannah’s toes, is someone who commonly tries to steal carpets from peoples homes. He will generally go by the name Alex gotmaker, a rebellious tween who wantz to rebel by not cleaning his room and eating baked beans and Milo instead. His love of carpet thievery originated from his childhood where his parents neglected him by not allowing him to use carpet.
A patch of my carpet is missing!!
It must have been a carpet flogger!!
by Gemmahatepage!!! July 21, 2022
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pizza carpet

Usually found in bachelor houses or the rooms of teenagers. It is when a box(es) of pizza are on the floor usually empty but sometimes containing a piece that was not finished.
Girl- Glad i could come over.
Boy- yeah, here is my room.
Girl- EW! you have a pizza carpet. Bye!
by aGamer... November 20, 2013
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