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nigga carlos

A bitch named Carlos whos middle name is Daniel or Dani
by ellell12 July 31, 2015
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Sloppy Carlos

When a person wipes their ass after taking a very messy shit and then they proceed to wipe the shitty toilet paper on the driver door car handle of a neighbor who they don't like. The toilet paper must be discarded afterwards for it to be successful.
That neighbor is such an asshole that I had to sloppy Carlos his car to teach him a lesson.
by Rubus Dingleshart August 31, 2015
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Carlos Riverbear

Usually thicc unmasculine man who is widely compared to food and loves ramon ayala usually refered to as oatmeal every carlos is a spicy mexican with a spicy personality
That guys is such a carlos riverbear

No wait its just a pudding cup
by Riverbear Expert September 8, 2018
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Carlos Syndrome

Impedes a person from writing small. Also includes clapping at everything. A few symptoms include laughing at their own jokes, turning extremely red when called attention to, toes pointing inwards when sitting, and being extremely dramatic. Aside from the symptoms someone with Carlos Syndrome can be "hype man" and always knows how to make you laugh. Be warned this syndrome is contagious.
OMG they Definitely have the Carlos Syndrome!

I caught the Carlos Syndrome.
by fml24 March 21, 2019
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Juan Carlos

Variant of the Hot Carl, except it’s after a fun filled spicy Taco Tuesday! Mmmmmm corn and hot chili’s. It’s a fiesta on your face!
Honey! That toco truck is making its return. Get the wrap out, it’s time for a Juan Carlos.... better double up.
by The carls September 26, 2019
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Carlos Febres

A retarded kid with no social/academic skills
Damn, Carlos Febres is such an asshole!
by BYNUAJ February 3, 2018
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carlos espinosa

The name Carlos Espinosa, has a deep meaning..it's usually given to the most attractive and sexual/dominant males. If you found a man named Carlos Espinosa, Mary him because they are extremely romantic and passionate. It is said that the men blessed with that name, are usually blessed with a good sized penis. And are known for having the ability to captivate a woman's attention just by winking at them.
Her: wow you won't believe who I met. It was this gentleman named Carlos Espinosa, just by winking at me, I got so wet and horny.
by Carvibe October 18, 2019
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