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cactus mouth

Mouth that is beyond the OD cotton mouth. It's the desert.
Jeffy: Pardon me Jerome, but I am worried that I may have procured the O.D. Cotton Mouth.

Jerome: Fuck that shit meng! I got CACTUS MOUTH!
by Habana Baba January 5, 2014
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cactus jelly

Cactus jelly is what you call a thick stick and sometimes chunky nut.
by I like the thicc Bois April 30, 2019
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cactus in a backpack

When you wrap barbed wire around your penis and insert it into a vagina or anal cavity.
Bob: Did she like that cactus in a backpack yesterday?
Steve: Oh yeah, she said it was the best cactus in a backpack she's ever gotten.
by Cactus D'Cactus December 11, 2014
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Dusty Cactus

Any hole or object used to have intercourse (or masturbate with) that is very dry. Feels as though your penis is being harassed by a cactus. Often leads to chaffing and inevitable pain with possible blood loss.
That was one hell of a night, but her asshole is a dusty cactus.

She said to stick it in, so I did. We didn't have any lube for that Dusty Cactus. Owey

My cock is so raw that it's bleeding. Damn Dusty Cactus. I'm never doing anal again.
by ObviousDailyLingo May 8, 2016
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Cactus Hoe

A Bitch/Hoe who has not shaved in some time, and the hair that is growing back has a similar texture to cactus thorns.
Laquanda: DAYMN TYRONE, you can see them prickles through thats bitches jeans !
Tyrone: Lanqunda, you got a cactus hoe on you ass.
by Tyrone&LaquandaHunty April 26, 2016
mugGet the Cactus Hoemug.

Swagging a Cactus

When Jerry was drunk he decided that he was going to start swagging a cactus. He later regretted it, saying that the taste never really left his mouth.
by capitaly777 May 25, 2011
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Cactus

/adjective/
Used to describe something as pretty to look at but fairly boring or dangerous when approached
i.e. "wow, your elephant is cactus" "This boss sure is cactus"
by Abley Squares March 7, 2021
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