Jeffy: Pardon me Jerome, but I am worried that I may have procured the O.D. Cotton Mouth.
Jerome: Fuck that shit meng! I got CACTUS MOUTH!
Jerome: Fuck that shit meng! I got CACTUS MOUTH!
by Habana Baba January 5, 2014

by I like the thicc Bois April 30, 2019

Bob: Did she like that cactus in a backpack yesterday?
Steve: Oh yeah, she said it was the best cactus in a backpack she's ever gotten.
Steve: Oh yeah, she said it was the best cactus in a backpack she's ever gotten.
by Cactus D'Cactus December 11, 2014

Any hole or object used to have intercourse (or masturbate with) that is very dry. Feels as though your penis is being harassed by a cactus. Often leads to chaffing and inevitable pain with possible blood loss.
That was one hell of a night, but her asshole is a dusty cactus.
She said to stick it in, so I did. We didn't have any lube for that Dusty Cactus. Owey
My cock is so raw that it's bleeding. Damn Dusty Cactus. I'm never doing anal again.
She said to stick it in, so I did. We didn't have any lube for that Dusty Cactus. Owey
My cock is so raw that it's bleeding. Damn Dusty Cactus. I'm never doing anal again.
by ObviousDailyLingo May 8, 2016

A Bitch/Hoe who has not shaved in some time, and the hair that is growing back has a similar texture to cactus thorns.
Laquanda: DAYMN TYRONE, you can see them prickles through thats bitches jeans !
Tyrone: Lanqunda, you got a cactus hoe on you ass.
Tyrone: Lanqunda, you got a cactus hoe on you ass.
by Tyrone&LaquandaHunty April 26, 2016

When Jerry was drunk he decided that he was going to start swagging a cactus. He later regretted it, saying that the taste never really left his mouth.
by capitaly777 May 25, 2011

/adjective/
Used to describe something as pretty to look at but fairly boring or dangerous when approached
Used to describe something as pretty to look at but fairly boring or dangerous when approached
by Abley Squares March 7, 2021
