Cablackian

A canadian/black person.

That Cablackian ordered fried chicken in Toronto!

by RyanRay88 December 6, 2007

Cabahug

Nickname for the shits that godzilla took back in 1942 also a common slang term for loose stools contained within the anal cavity from activities such as not drinking enough water after a workout

"Dude some cabahug just landed in my mouth"
"Did you see what john did to matts toilet? it looks like a cabahug"

by oaka1 April 23, 2009

Butt Cable

Fecal matter that has been forced outwards from one's sphincter. Often found in a cynlider shape, much like a cable.... or basically, to take a shit.

Hold on guys, I gotta go lay down some "Butt Cable".

by Hans Moleman January 27, 2004

Cable Racist

One who will not watch regular TV because they have, and pay for cable TV.

I asked Mari if she saw the latest episode of "V" and she said "No, I don't pay for cable to watch regular damn free TV."
I told her she was a *Cable Racist".

by satxjq March 31, 2010

suicide cable

A power cable that is cut, stripped, and crimped with alligator clips in a manor that will allow the user to clamp the clips on his or her body and plug the cable into a wall. This will result in an excruciating electrocution or even death.

Pierre was feeling a bit down so he offed himself with a suicide cable clamped to his balls and tongue.

by Ward Larson August 2, 2007

monster cables

Monster cables are the single best cable on earth. They are not overpriced and make a huge difference on your TV. They are the cure for cancer and they also ended nick lachey and jessica simpsons relationship.

man, did you download those new monster cables yet?

by BRIANHANSEN May 28, 2006

El Caballo

AKA The Lord of the Range Balls. El Caballo is the Demon ruling the land of Noogoria. He is recognized by his scorpion like face and massive legs capable of sending men 30 yards with one kick. It is also written that one day a hero will emerge and take the land of Noogoria from his grasp.

"When El Caballo arrives. All citized scatter."

by Lord Rodericus August 13, 2003