by Michelle August 29, 2004
a wooden cross,(usually cedar due to its long lasting burning qualities) placed in someones yard implying that they should move away.
by J-WEEBLE April 19, 2004
"Why'd the chicken cross the road?"
"I don't know."
"To get to the other side."
This was a good joke, with a pun that people probably wouldn't have thought of. But since it's creation, there has been hundreds of bad puns spinning off the original.
"Why'd the man cross the road?"
"I don't know. To get to the other side...?"
"Uuuh... no. To get to the hot babe on the other side. Hahahaa."
"Shut up fag."
...cross the road? jokes are similar to "yo' mama" jokes in the sense that a few people have mastered the art of telling one, but most only dream of basking the flory of accomplishing that.
"I don't know."
"To get to the other side."
This was a good joke, with a pun that people probably wouldn't have thought of. But since it's creation, there has been hundreds of bad puns spinning off the original.
"Why'd the man cross the road?"
"I don't know. To get to the other side...?"
"Uuuh... no. To get to the hot babe on the other side. Hahahaa."
"Shut up fag."
...cross the road? jokes are similar to "yo' mama" jokes in the sense that a few people have mastered the art of telling one, but most only dream of basking the flory of accomplishing that.
I had decided to cheer Carrie up after her boyfriend Riley had dumped her. "Hey Carrie! Why'd the chicken cross the road?" "Listen," she said to me. "I already know the joke. To get to the other side. Stop trying to cheer me up." Chavez came over after he heard this and tried to piss her off instead. "Hey Carrie, why'd the woman cross the road?" "To get to the other side, Chavez...." Chavez smiled and said, "No. But who cares!? What's she doing out of the kitchen?"
by I listen to Indie Music February 02, 2007
When the sex-appeal, "groove", or mojo of two individuals or parties become intertwined causing some sort of an unpredictable and/or explosive result.
From "Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery".
From "Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery".
Austin Powers: Wait Vanessa, I can explain. You see, I was looking for Dr. Evil when the Fembots came out and smoke started coming out of their jomblies. So I started to work my mojo, to counter their mojo; we got cross-mojulation, and their heads started exploding.
by Adrienne Wall November 09, 2007
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by Dogtown Dan Metzger September 23, 2007
When someones eyes look in different directions. Usually one or both eyes will point towards the persons nose.
Usually its caused by a lazy eye, vision problem, retardation, or injury. More common is children than adults.
Usually its caused by a lazy eye, vision problem, retardation, or injury. More common is children than adults.
She would be hot if she wasn't so cross eyed.
by Mikeyboy23 December 03, 2011