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Longest definition on all of Urban Dictionary.

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by gaming time December 13, 2021

Comedian's "Full Count"

Three bottles of "Auchentoshan Three Wood", two bottles of "Woodford Double Oaked," and a four pack of "Ta +Meilleure" Double NEIPA (Bases Loaded). A certain comic's hotel room "Special Ask" for comedy tours. Consuming the entirety (as a group, NOT solo because that's quietly referred to as a "Mickey Mantle"....and likely fatal) is called a "Grand Slam" referring simultaneously to the resulting overwhelmingly classy shindig and to the high return baseball achievement.

"What'ya need slim." - Hotel Manager
"Set em' up Jim, Comedian's "Full count", Bases Loaded tonight!." - Comic
Smiling "You lookin' for trouble?" - Hotel Manager
"We're hittin' a Grand Slam tonight baby!!!!" - Comic

by Ben Whyte February 6, 2021

Kiss Count

The number of people someone's kissed

Bro 1: What's your kiss count this year?
Bro 2: 3.
Bro 1: Damn I've got 6 just this week.

by anon54718463528 April 9, 2023

Count Cripula

A terrifying legend that haunts the streets of h-block about a vampire like crip who opps people up at 3 am with his blicktendo and throws up the 4s.

"RUN! IT'S COUNT CRIPULA!"

by SoloIsHim November 24, 2024

Weiner Count

The amount of hot dogs in a certain place at a certain time.

Man! The Weiner Count is through the roof!

by Weiner World February 23, 2021

Count olaf

The reason Boeing is making unsafe planes. Ever since they merged with McDonnell Douglas, count olaf slipped into the CEO position and is running them like a dangerously efficient monopoly so he gets all the profits.

Count olaf turned Boeing into a dangerous company that kills for money. He forced the 737 max into market and bribed the FAA to certify it and threatened to poison FAA officials if they said anything or didn’t get it certified fast enough. Can’t forget those two whistleblowers who died. It was obviously count olaf who killed them. All the Boeing employees across the factories in Everett and anywhere else are being forced to build unsafe planes otherwise he will murder them.

by Apple=Airbus, Samsung = Boeing July 31, 2025

Count Facts

Used to prove a point that something is true or untrue.

this is completely unnecessary. like bro count facts how many times have you really used this thing?

by Devoted Dev April 25, 2024