Cooch Catch

When you snatch something and catch it with your Cooch or crotch.

A meatball falls off the table, but doesn’t hit the floor, that’s a cooch catch!!

by StacerTG June 13, 2025

cooch connoissuer

One that values a women's vagina tremendously and treat it with the upmost pleasures

I'm going to sample the world's vaginas to be the best cooch connoissuer I can be

by Timmy Turner's January 4, 2025

cooch

other word for hoo-ha, va jay jay, down there, lady parts, coochie, cookie, muffin, pussay

john: hey lisa i like you a lot
lisa: get out of my cooch man

by thesmartwafflemaker6969 August 26, 2024

cooch kite

When her vagina is so loose it slaps against your legs when its skinny

And denny had a cooch kite

by Skuuter October 12, 2020

Volcanic Cooch

When you nut in a girl then pour vinegar into the girls cooch, and then proceed to pour baking soda in afterwards. causing a mass volcano to erupt (especially when she queefs)

tyler: yoooo dude i just made jess have the most volcanic cooch everrrr!!!

Issac: yoo thas crazy, i need to buy some more vinegar!

by colemcz July 4, 2022

gutter cooch

The alternative and descriptive term for an asshole. It is the conjunction of a pussy and a dirty gutter. This is an unkept asshole that needs to be cleaned posthaste

I want to give Sally an ole one two in the gutter cooch but that shit was too dirty

by Etowah def September 4, 2015

McDonald’s cooch

A McDonald’s cooch is a crack in the floor of a McDonald’s bathroom. Most guys find them when they are suupeerrr horny. No man can resist a McDonald’s cooch

My mouth waters at that McDonald’s cooch all battered up in a McFlurry and soggy fries. I can’t wait wait to have a rip at it. Mmm mmm mmmm

by Sagitusnapitus January 4, 2021