Chocolate Orgasm

With a hot drink (such as tea), take a chocolate bar (such as a Twix) or any that will have some form of air space inside. Bite either end of the bar, dip one end into the hot drink and suck the other end. The hot drink should reach ur mouth and after a few seconds of sucking the hot drink should make the bar soft and delicious

Man, i had a killer chocolate orgasm last night with a time-out and tea

by Brandon Raye August 21, 2008

chocolate shrooms

Magic mushrooms dipped in chocolate. Easier to consume since the chocolate hides the generally bland flavor of mushrooms. The fact that they are dipped in chocolate has nothing to do with the strength of the actual mushrooms themselves.

Mmmmm... chocolate shrooms. :)

by Orion1 November 11, 2008

Chocolate Pinnocchio

When a man forcefully forcefully shoves his woman's nose into is asshole.

Timmy: Ray Rice wouldn't have these problems if he knew about the Chocolate Pinnocchio."

Alex: My bitch was running her mouth last night. One Chocolate Pinnocchio later and that ho made me a pot pie.
Timmy: Pot pie and a stank ass nose. That's how I control my bitches. I don't need no damn elevator.

by Monkeyballs1277 September 17, 2014

Chocolate Popout

Its when you are having anal sex and the chick shits on your dick.

Jack was pounding Jane in the ass when all of a sudden he felt a warm sensation on his penis. when he pulled it out he saw a shit covered his dick.

"Damn it a chocolate Popout."

by JPrice1 July 25, 2009

Doggy Chocolate

A type of chocolate made by doggies and generously left in lawns, dog parks, and other urban open spaces. Similar in appearance to commercially available chocolate, doggy chocolate has a slightly more earthy flavor and a more delicate mouth-feel.

Q. This dessert is so fantastic. What's in it?

A. Pasture-raised eggs, organic, free range, grass-fed butter, heirloom amaranth flour and wild-harvested doggy chocolate.

by Herbert Von July 18, 2021

Chocolate Johnson

When you stick your finger in someone’s ass and then put it in their mouth without warning.

“I got with this chick last weekend and gave her the old Chocolate Johnson.”

by Mrs. Stinky Flaps October 31, 2020

Chocolate dragonfly

A reverse vertical rim job with male positioned on top while Stroking his dick through the breasts

Friend 1:Jordan got his ass eaten and fucked her tits at the same time!
Friend 2: Bro that’s a chocolate dragonfly!

by N0t m3 October 23, 2020