Chris is a horrible dad. A cheater. Has a little penis. Is a liar. Thinks of only himself. Likes strippers.
Look isnt that Vikki husband at the strip club making out with that stripper Exotic? Just like a Chris.
by CaliforniaStar August 26, 2018
Get the Chrismug. basically a man thot he is probably a poser skater who hangs out with a bunch of bitches because he’s secretly gay plus she dates a lot of girls and he’s a shorty shopper
by nina faye November 15, 2018
Get the Chrismug. That kid acts like a Chris
by yo mom mate February 18, 2017
Get the Chrismug. He's nice and funny, he might seem and but unemotional but he really is quite emotional. He always seems like he is wearing cologne but he isn't. He has really nice hair but has to put gel on it to prevent you from staring. he's comforting even if he isn't there.
by Nicompoop Karis October 5, 2018
Get the Chrismug. This nigga chris is not only top shotta he is god himself and kills anyone looking funny at him on sight
random nigga: looks at Chris funny
Chris: pulls out uzi, the 9, and the draco then caps them on sight
Chris: should've known im top shotta
Chris: flies away
Chris: pulls out uzi, the 9, and the draco then caps them on sight
Chris: should've known im top shotta
Chris: flies away
by cooliohooliohunter October 15, 2020
Get the Chrismug. Get the Chrismug. Someone who is a loser, lives a life of lies. Has done everything and anything in the world, but really hasn’t accomplished anything in life. A waste of air and space.
by Tattooedbitch December 24, 2019
Get the Chrismug.