empty chair

Any uncomfortable moment during a political stump speech.
"Did you notice that Chris Christie barely even mentioned Mitt Romney in his speech at the Republican National Convention?"

"Yeah, it was a total empty chair."
by dscully September 04, 2012
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Wheel Chair

we'll share
hey man, did you get me a forty?, no but dont worry, wheel chair
by JesusDidntTap2011 November 20, 2008
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Lawn Chair

to fold up like a chair after being hit
Damn did you see that tackle, he folded like a "Lawn Chair".
by SkinnyJoe666 February 09, 2010
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jesus chair

chair of jesus, where jesus' bum sat
"i want to sit in the jesus chair!!"
by dicktofer October 12, 2007
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Purple chair

The color of the chair is purple to represent the Loss of a son or daughter loss to overdose on drugs.
Looking over across the table to carissas empty purple chair which was painted purple to represent the loss of my sis due to drugs .
by stylepoints420 July 14, 2022
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chair wardrobe

A chair or floor you throw your clothes on after a long day when you're extremely tired
I just need to relax right now, I need to throw my clothes on my chair wardrobe
by Thestelosipherstone February 22, 2017
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Chair Tuna

The built up secretions in a vagina after stting in a chair for long periods of time
Kelly was sitting in class so long i could smell her chair tuna all the way down the hallway
by KDOG AND NOODLES June 17, 2011
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