nigga carlos

A bitch named Carlos whos middle name is Daniel or Dani

Hey yo nigga Carlos you are beautiful

by ellell12 July 31, 2015

Sloppy Carlos

When a person wipes their ass after taking a very messy shit and then they proceed to wipe the shitty toilet paper on the driver door car handle of a neighbor who they don't like. The toilet paper must be discarded afterwards for it to be successful.

That neighbor is such an asshole that I had to sloppy Carlos his car to teach him a lesson.

by Rubus Dingleshart August 31, 2015

Carlos Riverbear

Usually thicc unmasculine man who is widely compared to food and loves ramon ayala usually refered to as oatmeal every carlos is a spicy mexican with a spicy personality

That guys is such a carlos riverbear

No wait its just a pudding cup

by Riverbear Expert September 8, 2018

Carlos Syndrome

Impedes a person from writing small. Also includes clapping at everything. A few symptoms include laughing at their own jokes, turning extremely red when called attention to, toes pointing inwards when sitting, and being extremely dramatic. Aside from the symptoms someone with Carlos Syndrome can be "hype man" and always knows how to make you laugh. Be warned this syndrome is contagious.

OMG they Definitely have the Carlos Syndrome!

I caught the Carlos Syndrome.

by fml24 March 21, 2019

Juan Carlos

Variant of the Hot Carl, except it’s after a fun filled spicy Taco Tuesday! Mmmmmm corn and hot chili’s. It’s a fiesta on your face!

Honey! That toco truck is making its return. Get the wrap out, it’s time for a Juan Carlos.... better double up.

by The carls September 26, 2019

Carlos Febres

A retarded kid with no social/academic skills

Damn, Carlos Febres is such an asshole!

by BYNUAJ February 3, 2018

Carlos Bandage

Carlos is a girl that you just can’t wrap your head around. She will always be a thot but no one can understand that as much at her hairless cat that attacks everyone he meets. For some reason the cat likes Carlos maybe because secretly Carlos is the devil. Carlos loves to eat trash out of her boyfriends trash cans and that’s how all of her boyfriends break up with her. Her last boyfriend (a literal stick) threw up in her trash and she ate it. If you are looking for a girl like that go to the dump and bring her some fruit roll up wrappers because those are her favorite. She only has 2 friends and only keeps them because she blackmails them because they are both wanted criminals.

“I think I have a raccoon in my trash”
“No it’s Carlos Bandage, I saw she was in the neighborhood.”

by kallyirwin May 21, 2020