run me a buff

give me a blow job or "blow me"

Boss: Hey John, why don't you stay late tonight?
John: Why don't you run me a buff?

by Bill Smif April 7, 2006

buff my shit

encouraging a girl to give you oral sex or insult

Yo Bitch Buff My Shit

by yungslick November 14, 2007

Choo-Choo Buff

Any person who has become so delusional about the supposed benefits of "rail" transit that they "have to have it", regardless of the excessive costs involved. Many Choo-Choo Buffs are more concerned about creating TOD (Transit Oriented Development) opportunities for their friends and political supporters than they are in actually providing the best transit system for commuters.

The only people insane enough to want to increase taxes to pay for a rail transit system are the Choo-Choo Buffs!

by Adam Funkster April 13, 2009

Gym Me Buff It

A guy who spends every spare moment in the gym.

I went over to my ex-girlfriend's house to see if we could patch things up. But, she already had another dude over there, some "Gym Me Buff It" guy.

by Jimmy "all you can eat" Buffet January 1, 2007

hott buff Italian

A person of Italian descent who is very attractive and also in great shape.

Woah did you see him? He is one hott buff Italian!!!

by ballerxcgirl33 June 20, 2008

Butt Buff

Toilet Paper

Hey, when you're down at the grocery store, remember to get a loaf of butt buff.

by sugarfoot00 October 23, 2008

buff-a-luff

another way of saying "you look buff love".

dude 1: buff-a-luff
dudette 1: boomting

by ollie-boy October 7, 2008