Dick Burger

A stupid, lazy, asshole that complains about stupid shit. Gives false information. And constantly pronounces words wrong.

For fuck sake, Ken. Will you please stop being a Dick Burger.

by KerrJody November 07, 2019

Air Burgers

After a high level of cocaine consumption a person may begin “chewing air burgers”.

A person grinding or chomping their jaw after blowing back a few gator tails.

Guy 1: “yo how many lines did Ricky slam!?”
Guy 2: “I don’t know bro! But look at him he’s chewing air burgers over there!”

by Lilboyblue June 06, 2022

uh a burger?

When you're high and went to Starbucks for no reason and said: "uh, a burger?"

A cashier at Starbucks. "what can I get you?" High person. "uh a burger?'

by burgers please May 15, 2018

burger buzz

The high feeling you get after eating a great hamburger.

I'm not paying any attention because I'm still (ham)burger buzzed.

by Lildval October 09, 2013

female burger

Nice neatly tucked in vagina

Lewy said Sarah had a lovely Female burger to munch on

by penfold153 July 07, 2014

tore a burger

When you are having anal sex (predominately applied to man-on-man intercourse) and the size of your penis causes the person's rectum to tear and start bleeding, like when the juices of a rarely cooked burger leaks out between two buns.

Paul: Hey Don, I heard you hooked up with Jake the other day. Y'all gonna see each other again?

Don: Nah, things got too hot and heavy and let's just say I tore a burger. Things got awkward, and now that kid ain't returning mah phone calls.

Paul: Damn brah. That's why you lube up son!

by AJKazooie August 25, 2019

Ercil burger

someone with a shit trim that looks like a burger and a neanderthal combined

"Yo, that guy is an ERCIL BURGER."
"BURGER"
"ERCIL BURGER"
"BEURGUER"

by jrrburger January 28, 2022