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British moustache

After a girl with braces is done giving you head, pieces of pubic hair pertrude from the braces when she smiles.
Man, Susan gave me head the other night. When she tried to kiss me I noticed her british moustache. Shit was nasty.
by Hentlex August 22, 2019
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british glass

shit. specifically dog shit on the ground.
watch out, don't step on that pile of british glass on the lawn.
by eazy.collective March 13, 2014
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British pickle

I just couldn’t hang with that British pickle he has
by Jenn pickle March 23, 2019
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The British Museum

World's largest collection of stolen items.
The British Museum broke into my house last nice and stole the good vase.
by The Crack Sparrow April 24, 2023
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British Vacation

Unlike the typical American vacation, a British vacation is where you announce to everyone you will be away whilst you will in fact be around the whole time annoying said people and not actually enjoying any vacation.
Gully Announces: I shall be on vacation this week Guildies and will be unavailable until January 1rst.

Next 6 days: Annoys the shit out of everyone in his guild channel, and spend most his days changing shit on the server while on his British Vacation
by Disfunktionl December 22, 2021
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selective britishness

As stated before, a good example of English Selective Britishness is the use of country names in wins/losses in sport (England won, Britain lost/Britain won, Scotland lost)... Yet it works both ways!

For example, in a recent Televised poll, many (NOT all, I'm not generalising!) Scots said they want all ties to be cut from England, to preserve Scottish heritage etc... Yet these same people expect Scottish TV presenters etc. to remain presenting English TV!?
Scotland is currently still part of Britain, hence their own ability to display traits of Selective Britishness... That's not to say England isn't guilty!

Let's keep Britain firmly in place... it means more public holidays for both countries! :D
by gratedraindrop February 21, 2007
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pro-british

I am a pro-british.
by anhminh1232002 November 26, 2010
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