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Bargain Fart

When you trust a fart enough to let it rip but get more than you bargained for upon evacuation. i.e. Sharting
"Bro, NEVER rip one while you're squatting or you might get a bargain fart. "
by JonnyMacBook November 20, 2013
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bogake

This is made by olivia stroemel. A bogake is a mixture of bunny, cow, and snake. it makes a sound like hissswoof and you make a hopping noise. Also, there is 1 billion of them held in her lab in the basement.
Did you see that bogake!! Olivia stroemel is a goat.”
by Jsisksbsjsksjdidj January 24, 2020
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Hush Bargain

When a totally flustered male on the prowl for vagina at a chosen drinking establishment needs to quickly and efficiently:

A) "Seal the deal" with chosen female or
B) Move on by allowing uncommited female escape from situation, thus saving precious time for both parties.

Tell female a bathroom break is needed, but upon return, a drink or dance should be shared. Depart to restroom for no more than four minutes making sure to return to the same spot for confirmation of her interest, and your safe passage to victory.
Bro 1- "Dude hurry the fuck up with this chick, it's been like 30 minutes!"
Bro 2- "Hold the fuck on man, i'm working on it!"
Bro 1- "No fuck no, just hush bargain with her dude."
Guy to girl- "Hey, goin to the restroom, let's grab a drink or dance or somethin' when I get back."
Girl to guy- "Sure!" four minutes later...
Bro 2- "Bro! she bailed on me? what a bitch!"
Bro 1- "Fuck it, let's move on to the next."
by j.mar04 November 17, 2009
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MotherFucking BOGAN

A fucking idiot who you'll see at an return and earn site in Australia, he'll scream you're an fucking idiot, and followed by his amzing quote you little bastard.
Josh: have you seen the crazy MotherFucking BOGAN at the return and earn?
Kent: yeah, he's bikes also shit aswell
by theboganisafuckingretard November 1, 2018
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Blorgasm

Having An Orgasm With Blood Also Exiting The Penis.
by YOURRRRRRRRRRRDADDDDDDDDD January 4, 2009
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barganza

Oh, I fell on my BARGANZA!!
by Luke Witthoeft December 8, 2005
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bogan

people (typically Australians) who drive around with their window open because their air-conditioning doesn't work
sarah: my car's air conditioning isn't working so i've just been rolling down the window
everyone else ever: god you are such a bogan
by everyone else ever May 25, 2010
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